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PHOTOS: Nine Pocket-Sized Guys We’d Love To Pack Up And Carry Around With Us

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By:           Graham Gremore
On:           Mar 10, 2014
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  • 22 Comments
    • Cam
      Cam

      I always thought that the tiny guy from 6 Feet under, Julia and Julia and The Mindy Project was a very cute short older guy.

      http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2009/07/31/previews/Chris%20Messina-SGY-011358.jpg

      Mar 10, 2014 at 9:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tackle
      Tackle

      Ok. But how tall is Steve Grand?

      Mar 10, 2014 at 9:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TerrenM
      TerrenM

      COncerning Brent Everett… I guess ‘twink’ needs to be redefined? He’s 30.

      Mar 10, 2014 at 10:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BJ McFrisky
      BJ McFrisky

      Anyone who knows short men is probably aware that they may be short in stature, but they tend to be long in purpose.

      Mar 10, 2014 at 11:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stefan
      Stefan

      Steve Grand is over 6’0.

      Mar 10, 2014 at 11:17 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      Oh Also, Don’t believe their P.R. Tom Cruise is not 5ft 7in. Closer to 5ft 4in.

      They wear lifts and lie about height just like the women in Hollywood use botox and lie about their ages.

      Mar 10, 2014 at 11:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tardis
      tardis

      @Stefan: More like 5’10-11. There a picture of him next to Andy Cohen and he towers him about a feet or two. Andy Cohen is 5’9.

      Mar 10, 2014 at 11:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stefan
      Stefan

      Well definitely not a pocket gay!

      Mar 10, 2014 at 11:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • vidalporter
      vidalporter

      I met Steve Grand at Orlando’s Pride last year. Super nice btw. He’s like 5’11. (I’m really tall so I notice these things).

      Mar 10, 2014 at 11:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sandalphon
      Sandalphon

      Elijah Wood has some of the most beautiful, penetrating eyes. Simply astonishing!

      Mar 10, 2014 at 12:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Seth82
      Seth82

      Brent Everett is still such a hottie.

      I’d give a year’s worth of pay to get fucked by his big dick just one time.

      Josh Hutcherson is cute too!

      Mar 10, 2014 at 1:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • GermanPenguin
      GermanPenguin

      Ya, Steve Grand is by no means pocket sized. He is at least 5′ 10.

      Mar 10, 2014 at 2:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stache1
      Stache1

      @Stefan: Yeah, not sure where they came up with that. Usually referred to as tall.

      Mar 10, 2014 at 3:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • yaoming
      yaoming

      I guess Dan Radcliffe didn’t make the list because he’s already in my pocket.

      Mar 10, 2014 at 3:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Matthew Rettenmund
      Matthew Rettenmund

      Steve Grand is not a pocket gay, nor is he over 6′. He is exactly 5’11”. I think maybe Queerty thought he looked compact in the stooping-down photo! :)

      Mar 10, 2014 at 5:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SFHandyman
      SFHandyman

      How about Seth Green? Not gay at all but so cute.

      Jason Marsden has always been a favorite of mine, only 5’1″, and played Will’s boyfriend on Will and Grace. Dont know if he is IRL gay or not.

      I love Elijah Wood’s eyes. Mesmerizing.

      Mar 10, 2014 at 7:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • OutnProud
      OutnProud

      3 out of the 9 I can work with – Josh, Steve, and Brent. Elijah’s eyes have a hypnotic quality though

      Mar 10, 2014 at 7:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jasentylar
      jasentylar

      @Cam: The guy that played Federico in Six Feet Under is all sorts of hot. I first noticed him in Can’t Hardly Wait.

      Mar 11, 2014 at 12:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jasentylar
      jasentylar

      @yaoming: Danielle Radcliffe is all sorts of charming. The accent. It gets me every time.

      Mar 11, 2014 at 12:17 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SteveDenver
      SteveDenver

      Jamie Bell’s 5’7 of ginger perfection heats up my imagination.
      I’m def on the Daniel Radcliffe fan wagon, he’s darling and smart.
      Then there’s my hottie Hobbit Martin Freeman, 5’6 of YUM!
      And 5’5 of pure fun describes Breckin Meyer.

      Tom Cruise is creepy.

      Mar 12, 2014 at 1:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SFHandyman
      SFHandyman

      @SteveDenver How in the heck did I forget the hobbits? I always tell my friends that if they meet a hobbit I want to know about it. Little hairy guys are a so hot to me. My favorite of the actors is Dominic Monaghan.

      Mar 12, 2014 at 5:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DonovanS28
      DonovanS28

      I didn’t know Steve Grand and Brent Everett were short?

      Mar 12, 2014 at 11:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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