Comments on: PHOTOS: Our 2 Favorite Studs From Broadway Bares

By: mojojojo

mojojojo — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 00:13:39 +0000

@KyleR: Stop being such a butt monkey!

By: A C

A C — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 19:09:23 +0000

Rowen, you rock! If you need help beating down the twink gym bunny, i too am 6’3″ and come in at a whopping 185 and have abs. What a douche.

By: Rowen

Rowen — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 11:49:41 +0000

@KyleR: You are the embodiment of everything that has internally plagued the gay community for the past 10 years.

By: KyleR

KyleR — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 09:26:57 +0000

To me, when ur stomach is bigger than ur waist, like Mo Rocca’s; I happen to think that person is fat. I’m sorry that this doesn’t fit into your world-view. I know not everyone wins in the genetic lottery. And right now, I have. I do happen to be lucky. I still have my high metabolism. But I know when I get older, unfortunately, I’ll get fat bc all i can do is look at my family. So I’ll lose out on the genetic lottery. And I find that a disgusting and frightening prospect. And btw, I don’t eat protein bars. Their disgusting. Thanks! Have a nice day!

By: Rowen

Rowen — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 04:16:20 +0000

No, Kyler, what I didn’t like about your comment was that you informed us that Mo Rocca is fat. I don’t care what you like, but he is not fat. Does he have a 6 pac? No. But he is no where near a fat, or even unheathy weight. What I am tired of is people insisting that everyone has a 6 pac, and then when you don’t, you get called fat, unhealthy, a slob, “why don’t you put down the twinkies?”, etc. I am no where near fat. I work out 6x a week and each fairly healthy. However, I have the genes of an Irish mother and my Comanche father, and therefore am excellent at storing excess fat. What this means is that for me to have a 6 pac, I need to not eat healthy, and work out MUCH more then I do. However, that’s not what I want. I’m healthy, strong, and have lots of energy and stamina.

And since I’m getting sick of hearing fa. . . I mean folks perpetuating a whole new generation of eating disorders in the gay community, I’m calling this shit out when I see it.

Let me rephrase that for you one more time. I don’t care what you like, but don’t you DARE make any more of these remarks about someone who’s neither fat nor at an unhealthy weight. Cause I’m watching. All 6’3″ of me. And I promise you, if I hear it, I will pound your protein bar up your skinny little ass.

By: KyleR

KyleR — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 03:22:27 +0000

Wait…. Let me get this right. I pissed everyone off because I don’t find FAT PEOPLE ATTRACTIVE?!!! !! I am not a fucking chubby chaser. I say what I find attractive and what I don’t and I’m superficial. Look, I’m sure he’s a great guy. But I would not want to sleep with him or date him. You all tell me to get off my problem, why don’t you get off yours? Everyone has their own tastes. I just have the balls enough to say it out loud to a group of a bunch of prissy, judgmental old probably fat themselves queens that can’t get off the fucking computer long enough to go for a jog around their BUILDING.

Put down the Twinkies and go outside. Run around. Ride a bike. Fuck.

By: Rowen

Rowen — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 03:02:21 +0000

@TANK: Oh, I was referring to the guy who said that Mo Rocca was both way too old and way too . . heavy. I know he was on the daily show, but sometimes I can’t place him. The things I remember, I usually remember were Ed Helms or Stephen Colbert. I think he’s cute, though.

By: TANK

TANK — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 02:40:31 +0000

@Rowen:

How about he’s extremely unfunny, too? Did you see him on the daily show? Total fuckin’ bore. That’s he’s no longer there and never had a career beyond that pop culture show on vh1 as another nobody. Let’s put it this way, if kathy griffin’s on the d-list, mo rocca’s on an organ transplant list–fuck, schindler’s list is funnier than mo rocca.

By: Rowen

Rowen — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 01:58:28 +0000

If Mo’Rocca is old and fat, then . . . hell, I can’t think of ANYTHING to say to that. I want to say that that was completely moronic, but I view it more as a cry for help. So. . just put down the diet pills and the bronzer and we can start your road to recovery.

By: Mark

Mark — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 21:49:37 +0000

Mo is actually kind of all over the place. A regular on Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me, as someone mentioned; a regular commentator on CBS Sunday Morning; saw him on Larry King (Wolf B. was subbing), talking about Obama the other night; sometimes he talks pop culture stuff at end of Keith Olbermann; Upright Citizens Brigade, on and on. Man stays busy. And he is super-duper friendly.

And while he doesn’t have the 6-pack of the other dude there, he is in no way “heavy.” Actually, in person, he’s on the thinnish side. Helluva smart, funny guy.

By: A C

A C — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 21:05:12 +0000

@ Chris M – Don’t say that! You’ll have all the sad, vapid, superficial queers crying. I mean, if it weren’t for all the washboard abs and plastic surgery, how would we develop body dimorphic disorders and know when we can actually feel good about ourselves?

By: scott ny'er

scott ny'er — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 18:12:42 +0000

mo rocca looks fine. Sheesh, you guys are terribly superficial.

By: KyleR

KyleR — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 12:58:22 +0000

Mo Rocca is so not my type. DOn’t really do older or….. Heavier guys. If you can’t take care of yourself, what’s going to happen with the relationship?

And on the flip side you have the gorgeous perfect package of Nick Adams. Who just probably loves the image in the mirror. But that’s just going with extremes here. He cud b the sweetest thing ever. But god, to get with him. Ehm!!!!!!

By: james p. p.

james p. p. — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 11:58:42 +0000

my FAVE is the one guy that was in the video (was there a link from Queerty) showing the prep for Broadway Bares… featuring two guys learning how to dance and talking about being nude… the “cheeky” guy on the left had me gasping. i think i’m in love.

no… i KNOW i’m in love.

Mo’ Rocca has this strange ability to be annoying and adorable (“adorkable”?) at the same time. it’s part of his “charm”… and it makes you want to roll your eyes and kiss him. lol.

By: Kid A

Kid A — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 07:43:41 +0000

@TANK: pfff HAHAHAHA

By: Teh Fail

Teh Fail — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 06:40:16 +0000

@”Tank (Number Three)”: Fucking lulz. Spot on.

By: hyhybt

hyhybt — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 06:01:07 +0000

I’ve only ever heard of Mo Rocca (until now) on the radio show “Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me!” and usually don’t pick up on such things, but I’d be very surprised to find out he’s straight.

By: ChristopherM

ChristopherM — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 04:13:57 +0000

@James:

Co-sign. Abs only last a limited time, but cute, funny, and smart are timeless.

By: TANK

TANK — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 04:12:33 +0000

I am such a loser I try to constantly start arguments with other posters.

Otherwise no one will play with me.

I am sad, alone, and have no friends.

By: TANK

TANK — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 04:02:02 +0000

And further, flash is probably the correct description of the time given your potential premature ejaculation problems.

By: TANK

TANK — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 04:00:00 +0000

@Fitz:

No doubt with your natural old aged body. Something tells me he could do a lot better. Not that he’s anything much…fuckin’ ew! Proving that not only are you simple, but you have no taste in men, either.

By: James

James — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:47:50 +0000

Yes Mo is gay and actually an attainable guy who’d make a great bf (I think at least). Not everyone can have super hot abs like Nick Adams.

By: unclemike

unclemike — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:47:38 +0000

I’d do Mo Rocca in a hot second, and I’d do your Uncle John, too.

By: paul-e-wog

paul-e-wog — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:42:06 +0000

EEK! Picture #3 – No more sexual comments towards Mo Rocca. He looks a lot like my Uncle John and thus, we end this thread. Thanks.

By: persnikety

persnikety — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:00:59 +0000

on a diff tangent … yeah QUEERTy, if i were new to this world i guess i would assume that gay people were only white men with rock hard abs…..so over the whitewashing, isnt 400 years enough?

By: Fitz

Fitz — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:57:23 +0000

@alan brickman: That’s Chaz

By: PARKAVMAN

PARKAVMAN — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:20:42 +0000

he’s in disguise for a porno.

By: alan brickman

alan brickman — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 23:32:16 +0000

who’s the hot stud with the moustache?

By: Fitz

Fitz — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:15:57 +0000

I would do MoRoka in a FLASH. He is adorable, with a little gush, and a natural middle aged body. Yummy.

By: afrolito

afrolito — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 21:43:23 +0000

He looks like a fool, and completely out of place in a sea of hotness.

By: Bill S

Bill S — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 21:01:11 +0000

Dewitt- the term you may be looking for is “adorkable”. And yeah, he is.

By: Dewitt

Dewitt — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 20:51:05 +0000

Mo Rocca is so dorky hot to the point that he’s just plain hot.

By: Bill S

Bill S — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 20:45:35 +0000

Yo-
Is Mo a ‘mo?
‘Cause I still don’t know
fo’ sho’.