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MORNING GOODS — What, you’ve got a problem with guys with five percent body fat? Mississippi personal trainer and burgeoning model Kevin Parkin, 28, says he maintains that enviable stat by, uh, eating five times a day to consume some 4,000 calories, while doing barely any cardio at all. No wonder he looks so cocky. (Photos: Luis Rafael, Sterling Photos, Serg Studios, Barry A. Nolan)

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No. 1 · sioraiocht

Meh, thinness still doesn’t make him pretty

Posted: Sep 2, 2009 at 7:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Chip

Great smile at #11,

Posted: Sep 2, 2009 at 7:05 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 3 · andrew

@sioraiocht:

yeah, but the facial hair does. viva la whisker!

Posted: Sep 2, 2009 at 7:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Fitz

That is a personal trainer? I wouldn’t hire him– look how non proportional he is. Sorry, but if you are putting yourself out there as a model AND a trainer, you better know something about aestehtic proportions.

Posted: Sep 2, 2009 at 9:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 5 · AlanInSLC

@Fitz:

I totally agree.

Posted: Sep 2, 2009 at 9:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Suburban · Member · 524 comments

I thought it was his abs but he has an amazing upper body, I like pic 8, great shot and I really like those shorts, just wanna push them down…

Posted: Sep 2, 2009 at 9:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 7 · suZygoo

pic 15-chick in the back does not look too satisfied. Why do men think that they can satisfy 2 women when really you run the risk of pissing them both off. Stick to gay men-we will not be denied!

Posted: Sep 2, 2009 at 9:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 8 · jwalker666 · Member · 61 comments

Eh, he’s not all that cute…altho he looks alot better without facial hair..the beard makes him look creepy….but it does look like he has one nice package

Posted: Sep 2, 2009 at 10:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 9 · z

“while doing barely any cardio at all”

then it truly is all about image, not health

Posted: Sep 2, 2009 at 10:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 10 · hardmannyc · Member · 1071 comments

Non-proportional? Maybe on your planet, Outofshapeland. But here on earth, those amazing traps when flexed provide a beautiful V-shape to his torso, going down to a tiny waist and massive thighs. In short, HAWT.

Posted: Sep 2, 2009 at 10:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 11 · Rick

@Fitz:

and I am sure that your stats are MUCH more impressive than his be.

:-)

Posted: Sep 2, 2009 at 10:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 12 · Austin

Pic #11 – notice the difference -
how a smile brings life into the eyes and lights up the picture.
Death to the heroin blank stare.

Posted: Sep 2, 2009 at 11:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 13 · Rick

He has awesome thrusters/iliac furrows.

Posted: Sep 2, 2009 at 12:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 14 · Fitz

I stand by my statement. Those traps are too much, and he looks like an insect. The other pics might be better– I didn’t get past #1.

Posted: Sep 2, 2009 at 12:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 15 · allancsn

Pic 17 – he’s got muscles in his stomach and down towards his dick I didn’t know you could have – some of the pictures are kinda weird though. But give the man his due he has created a spectacular body even if it is maybe overdefined for some. I’d love to know how he can eat so much and still keep his body fat so low. Or maybe I know really.

Posted: Sep 2, 2009 at 1:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 16 · WTF

While he’s kinda hot in a rough trade sorta way, those amateur shots are banal and doing him no good.

Posted: Sep 2, 2009 at 2:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 17 · edgyguy1426 · Member · 842 comments

Eat to grow big!

Posted: Sep 2, 2009 at 3:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 18 · M Shane

Seems he forgot what happens to weight trainers who don’t do cardio vascular. His brain must be smaller than his heart which can’t be big enough to keep him going past 45yrs/age. It was widely recognized at one time that people who l had that kind of schedule had big muscles and a very smal l heart. Sort of like St Bernards, who only live a few years.

Posted: Sep 2, 2009 at 4:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 19 · Jurd

Fuckin’ butterface!

Posted: Sep 2, 2009 at 4:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 20 · Latebrosus

I’m gonna be bitchy here and say his pins need more work. They really don’t compare with his upper body.

Not that I would kick him out of bed just for that.

Posted: Sep 2, 2009 at 6:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 21 · Mo

It’s amazing just how many bitter, jealous remarks can be made by out of shape, aging queens hiding behind a keyboard.

Posted: Sep 2, 2009 at 6:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 22 · M Shane

The thing is that you really have to compromise between bulk/definition and aerobics. If guys run or swim or anything a lot they can’t especially in the former, carry all that weight. He almost looks like the male version of a Rough trade Barbie doll.
Also, I was acquainted with a guy who was that built up but with a tinny waist like that , and with the natural excess amount of steroids and he broke his back, at least before a heart attack. Now of course the muscles all turn into fat . Ever see an older weight lifter; well I guessother wise men look like their mothers when they get older.

Posted: Sep 2, 2009 at 7:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 23 · kai

Come on, guys, his body is absolutely perfect, all criticism up to now is pure jealousy. As to his face, now that´s personal taste – I think he´s downright cute

Posted: Oct 3, 2009 at 4:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 24 · alan brickman

he looks great!! don’t be jealous!! haters!!

Posted: Nov 2, 2009 at 7:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 25 · nineinchnail · Member · 136 comments

Nice crotch!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sep 6, 2010 at 2:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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