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PHOTOS: Put Up Your Duke

MORNING GOODS — That’s footballer Dustin “Duke” Dlouhy there on the table, at right. But don’t worry: As you can tell from those enormous thighs, he knows how to get out of situations like this and reverse roles. This fella is incredible. Promise.

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