Jersey Sure

The latest reality-television veteran to go full frontal in Playgirl is… Joey Kovar!

Who, you ask? No, he’s not Snooki’s newest juicehead crush. Kovar was on MTV’s The Real World: Hollywood and Celebrity Rehab. (There’s a great career arc for you.) Check out some SFW selections from his centerfold spread above.

According to Playgirl editor Nicole Caldwell, Kovar is quite the score for the mag—which allegedly paid him $20,000 to bare it all:

The New York Times and LA Times call him “the most marketable man in the world”. Heidi Fleiss said he should be on the cover of every teen magazine. His show, The Real World, boasts 81 million viewers to the 64 million watching Jersey Shore. His online profile from that show has been eyed more than 68 million times on MTV’s website. So it stands to reason that Joey Kovar… is a hot commodity.

In addition to his sizzling photo shoot, Kovar turns up the heat as he takes on his rivals over on Jersey Shore: “I’m more muscular than them, I’m tanner than them …The Jersey Shore‘ guys have nothing on me.”

Well, they have one more scrap of dignity than you, Joe. And that ain’t saying much.

Kovar’s Playgirl issue hits the streets September 13.

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By: Dan Avery
On: Aug 24, 2011
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No. 1 · Ron
Hot dam, what a hunk…I guess I am going to buy that magazine..

Aug 24, 2011 at 1:06 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 2 · christopher di spirito · Member · 1634 comments
No. 6.

Great to see a male model smile.

Aug 24, 2011 at 1:09 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 3 · Arkano18 · Member · 25 comments
Not hot at all.

Aug 24, 2011 at 1:12 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 4 · Cam
When did it become a competition to be “Tanner” than somebody??

Aug 24, 2011 at 1:36 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 5 · Sam
“I’m more muscular than them”….no you just do better roids

Aug 24, 2011 at 1:43 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 6 · Little Kiwi
this is what happens to people who haven’t read a book since high school.

Aug 24, 2011 at 2:21 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 7 · andy
Looks like he is growing breasts?

Aug 24, 2011 at 2:41 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 8 · JayKay
I wouldn’t pay money for it, but when the NSFW pics come out, I’ll take a gander.

Aug 24, 2011 at 3:52 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 9 · Jack E. Jett
Way too much manscaping. I’m glad hairy butts, pubes, and chest hair are making a comeback.

He is pretty and like JayKay, I will be gandering.

Aug 24, 2011 at 3:59 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 10 · NateB79 · Member · 87 comments
“I’m more muscular than them, I’m tanner than them …The Jersey Shore‘ guys have nothing on me.” God what a douchenozzle. I hate that people like this are famous…for NOTHING.

Aug 24, 2011 at 4:01 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 11 · Maddie
I want to play with it wow

Aug 24, 2011 at 4:08 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 12 · Maddie
I feel better so hot man i want to penis

Aug 24, 2011 at 4:09 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 13 · Tony
He’s good looking, but he has major FP..Fat Potential. It looks like if he didn’t work out, he would be overweight, and the older he gets, the more likely he will be fat. Just my two cents.

Aug 24, 2011 at 4:13 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 14 · aaiaeoouii
Well this will be the peak of his career, may as well enjoy it. Its all downhill from here.

Aug 24, 2011 at 4:15 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 15 · Scott
@Ron: You’ll need to view it online, as platform no longer prints any actual magazines. They went web only a while ago.

Aug 24, 2011 at 5:06 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 16 · BobC562
@andy: Uhmmm, that comes from the roid juice and is affectionately known as “bitch tit.”

Aug 24, 2011 at 5:52 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 17 · George412
photo 2 isn’t flattering at all. He has boobs and they are sagging!

Aug 24, 2011 at 6:12 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 18 · Ron [Different person #1 using similar name]
Oh my God, #2 is gross.

Aug 24, 2011 at 6:21 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 19 · jj
let this be a lesson to the kids that roid usage leads to boob formation.

Aug 24, 2011 at 7:07 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 20 · Michael
He’s a beautiful woman great boobs 2!

Aug 24, 2011 at 9:25 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 21 · Kyle
I’ve never been less turned on, is that Snookie?

Aug 24, 2011 at 9:42 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 22 · Stac
OMG!!!! He is soooo Hot!!!!

Aug 25, 2011 at 1:06 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 23 · delurker
that’s the exact same hairstyle he had on the rw like 4 yrs ago. nice smile but too steroid-y.

Aug 25, 2011 at 2:20 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 24 · Daniel
Eww.

Aug 25, 2011 at 2:28 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 25 · Teehee
He can Kovar his whole body for all I care. I don’t want to see it.

Aug 25, 2011 at 2:40 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 26 · mg
Too bad he doesn’t have a handsome face. Normally I wouldn’t make a comment like that, but if your going to pose for a magazine nude, you might want to have a little more going on upstairs…

Aug 25, 2011 at 3:08 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 27 · StevenW
1st photo is the best. I agree that number #2 makes him look saggy. And like a startled hamster.

Aug 25, 2011 at 3:46 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 28 · Maddie
No just have big boobs hahahahah and big dick

Aug 25, 2011 at 4:54 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 29 · JDSwell
He has a douchey (is that even a word?) hairstyle. I am not feeling it, but to each his own.

Aug 25, 2011 at 7:02 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 30 · JoeyO'H
He looks way over built for his frame, too short for an over muscular body. I too appreciate the return of body hair. Hairless guys is so long gone.

Bring back the hair and macho guys from the 70′s. Not these hairless twinks trying to look like men.

Aug 25, 2011 at 7:45 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 31 · hf2hvit
Too much wax, too much make up and one bad hair do

Aug 25, 2011 at 8:55 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 32 · Maddie
He looks more happy the 1 reason bcoz he naked

Aug 25, 2011 at 9:20 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 33 · Matt
Maddie,

Wow! Let’s hope English is not your first language!

Aug 25, 2011 at 12:26 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 34 · PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Geeze the poor guy must be a real lotta pain to have to have two hot water bottles drapped over his chest in #2…………. :p

Aug 25, 2011 at 2:14 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 35 · Elsie
Anyone need a cup of milk?

Aug 25, 2011 at 2:36 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 36 · randy
i’ll be shocked and amazed if he’s any bigger than the average 7 year-old…

Aug 25, 2011 at 9:14 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 37 · Absurdist
Who?

Aug 26, 2011 at 4:31 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 38 · Papi
I think the Situation has a bigger penis by about a quarter inch. Snookie, too.

Aug 27, 2011 at 11:57 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 39 · chrism
Foolish me – I thought you had to be a celebrity to be on celebrity rehab. Just another wannabe who is (semi) famous for nothing more than being famous.

Aug 29, 2011 at 12:34 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 40 · Meowzer
I hate to pay to see this type of thing… I’d rather wait for the NSFW photos surface, but I will pay for this. BUT, I’m also weary of the whole Levi Johnston scheme. They hyped that sucker (no pun intended) to death and then gave us nothing. I’m just curios to see if the meat matches the body.

Aug 30, 2011 at 2:56 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 41 · StudioTodd · Member · 11 comments
“Well, they have one more scrap of dignity than you, Joe. And that ain’t saying much.”

Because he’s posed naked he has less dignity? Fuck you, Queerty, for having such a sex-negative hypocritical attitude…and fuck you to all the hypocrites who feel the need to insult and shame someone for posing naked–right after running to have a look.

Aug 30, 2011 at 5:20 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 42 · JCal76
In our media saturated society, it’s pretty easy to bash people for their looks, so much so that we often forget that most people are actually quite plain or ugly. Being a nurse, I’ve seen a lot of naked people. The vast majority of men do not look anything like this guy. Most people are too fat, too skinny, have bad skin, have hair problems, a non-existent butt, etc. Kovar is probably better looking than 90% of the population.

One somewhat critical thing I will say though is that his chest isn’t abnormal as most people are commenting. The somewhat droopy shaped pecs are common in men. When you surround yourself with pics of super perfect people, you start to lose touch with what “normal” means and what “good looking” means.

Sep 3, 2011 at 3:12 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 43 · Betty
Hes so gay. Closet case

Oct 29, 2011 at 9:19 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 44 · Michael [Different person #1 using similar name]
20000 will be gone so fast but these photos will be out there forever and he will regret in 10 years time. I had a look at them and they are very gay porn style. He is masturbating himself in them and everything. Not tasteful nude shots.

Oct 29, 2011 at 9:23 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 45 · Percy
I’ve seen the dick, or what little there is of it. Maybe the missing meat went to his sagging boobs. Whatever pathetic “career” he once had has now been destroyed by his decision to go nude, especially with nothing to show!

Dec 16, 2011 at 7:06 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 46 · GregR
He was a total mess on The Real World. He drank a lot and couldn’t control himself. The other roommates were afraid of him. He would go on these weird violent rampages. He left mid-season to enter a rehab facility because he knew, well everybody knew he had a problem. But then the next time he emerged was on Celebrity Rehab. I’m not sure if he’s kicked his problem. He was sort of cute on TRW, but these pics, including the NSFW pics aren’t flattering at all. He’s a small guy and I didn’t think he’d have a whopper, but now there’s no question about it.

Dec 16, 2011 at 8:49 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 47 · joe
kovar is a brain dead macho shit head two bit asshole with a sparrows dick.

Jan 18, 2012 at 8:58 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 48 · Jonathonz
He needs to chillax on on the eyebrow tweezing.

Feb 21, 2012 at 10:44 pm · @Reply · Flag