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PHOTOS: Reality “Star” Joey Kovar Drops The Towel For Playgirl Spread

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By:           Dan Avery
On:           Aug 24, 2011
    • Ron

      Hot dam, what a hunk…I guess I am going to buy that magazine..

      Aug 24, 2011 at 1:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • christopher di spirito
      christopher di spirito

      No. 6.

      Great to see a male model smile.

      Aug 24, 2011 at 1:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Arkano18

      Not hot at all.

      Aug 24, 2011 at 1:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam

      When did it become a competition to be “Tanner” than somebody??

      Aug 24, 2011 at 1:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sam

      “I’m more muscular than them”….no you just do better roids

      Aug 24, 2011 at 1:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Little Kiwi
      Little Kiwi

      this is what happens to people who haven’t read a book since high school.

      Aug 24, 2011 at 2:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • andy

      Looks like he is growing breasts?

      Aug 24, 2011 at 2:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JayKay

      I wouldn’t pay money for it, but when the NSFW pics come out, I’ll take a gander.

      Aug 24, 2011 at 3:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jack E. Jett
      Jack E. Jett

      Way too much manscaping. I’m glad hairy butts, pubes, and chest hair are making a comeback.

      He is pretty and like JayKay, I will be gandering.

      Aug 24, 2011 at 3:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NateB79

      “I’m more muscular than them, I’m tanner than them …The Jersey Shore‘ guys have nothing on me.” God what a douchenozzle. I hate that people like this are famous…for NOTHING.

      Aug 24, 2011 at 4:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Maddie

      I want to play with it wow

      Aug 24, 2011 at 4:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Maddie

      I feel better so hot man i want to penis

      Aug 24, 2011 at 4:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tony

      He’s good looking, but he has major FP..Fat Potential. It looks like if he didn’t work out, he would be overweight, and the older he gets, the more likely he will be fat. Just my two cents.

      Aug 24, 2011 at 4:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • aaiaeoouii

      Well this will be the peak of his career, may as well enjoy it. Its all downhill from here.

      Aug 24, 2011 at 4:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Scott

      @Ron: You’ll need to view it online, as platform no longer prints any actual magazines. They went web only a while ago.

      Aug 24, 2011 at 5:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BobC562

      @andy: Uhmmm, that comes from the roid juice and is affectionately known as “bitch tit.”

      Aug 24, 2011 at 5:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • George412

      photo 2 isn’t flattering at all. He has boobs and they are sagging!

      Aug 24, 2011 at 6:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ron
      Ron [Different person #1 using similar name]

      Oh my God, #2 is gross.

      Aug 24, 2011 at 6:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jj

      let this be a lesson to the kids that roid usage leads to boob formation.

      Aug 24, 2011 at 7:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael

      He’s a beautiful woman great boobs 2!

      Aug 24, 2011 at 9:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kyle

      I’ve never been less turned on, is that Snookie?

      Aug 24, 2011 at 9:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stac

      OMG!!!! He is soooo Hot!!!!

      Aug 25, 2011 at 1:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • delurker

      that’s the exact same hairstyle he had on the rw like 4 yrs ago. nice smile but too steroid-y.

      Aug 25, 2011 at 2:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Daniel


      Aug 25, 2011 at 2:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Teehee

      He can Kovar his whole body for all I care. I don’t want to see it.

      Aug 25, 2011 at 2:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mg

      Too bad he doesn’t have a handsome face. Normally I wouldn’t make a comment like that, but if your going to pose for a magazine nude, you might want to have a little more going on upstairs…

      Aug 25, 2011 at 3:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • StevenW

      1st photo is the best. I agree that number #2 makes him look saggy. And like a startled hamster.

      Aug 25, 2011 at 3:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Maddie

      No just have big boobs hahahahah and big dick

      Aug 25, 2011 at 4:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JDSwell

      He has a douchey (is that even a word?) hairstyle. I am not feeling it, but to each his own.

      Aug 25, 2011 at 7:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JoeyO'H

      He looks way over built for his frame, too short for an over muscular body. I too appreciate the return of body hair. Hairless guys is so long gone.

      Bring back the hair and macho guys from the 70’s. Not these hairless twinks trying to look like men.

      Aug 25, 2011 at 7:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hf2hvit

      Too much wax, too much make up and one bad hair do

      Aug 25, 2011 at 8:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Maddie

      He looks more happy the 1 reason bcoz he naked

      Aug 25, 2011 at 9:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Matt


      Wow! Let’s hope English is not your first language!

      Aug 25, 2011 at 12:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

      Geeze the poor guy must be a real lotta pain to have to have two hot water bottles drapped over his chest in #2…………. :p

      Aug 25, 2011 at 2:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Elsie

      Anyone need a cup of milk?

      Aug 25, 2011 at 2:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • randy

      i’ll be shocked and amazed if he’s any bigger than the average 7 year-old…

      Aug 25, 2011 at 9:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Absurdist


      Aug 26, 2011 at 4:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Papi

      I think the Situation has a bigger penis by about a quarter inch. Snookie, too.

      Aug 27, 2011 at 11:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • chrism

      Foolish me – I thought you had to be a celebrity to be on celebrity rehab. Just another wannabe who is (semi) famous for nothing more than being famous.

      Aug 29, 2011 at 12:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Meowzer

      I hate to pay to see this type of thing… I’d rather wait for the NSFW photos surface, but I will pay for this. BUT, I’m also weary of the whole Levi Johnston scheme. They hyped that sucker (no pun intended) to death and then gave us nothing. I’m just curios to see if the meat matches the body.

      Aug 30, 2011 at 2:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • StudioTodd

      “Well, they have one more scrap of dignity than you, Joe. And that ain’t saying much.”

      Because he’s posed naked he has less dignity? Fuck you, Queerty, for having such a sex-negative hypocritical attitude…and fuck you to all the hypocrites who feel the need to insult and shame someone for posing naked–right after running to have a look.

      Aug 30, 2011 at 5:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JCal76

      In our media saturated society, it’s pretty easy to bash people for their looks, so much so that we often forget that most people are actually quite plain or ugly. Being a nurse, I’ve seen a lot of naked people. The vast majority of men do not look anything like this guy. Most people are too fat, too skinny, have bad skin, have hair problems, a non-existent butt, etc. Kovar is probably better looking than 90% of the population.

      One somewhat critical thing I will say though is that his chest isn’t abnormal as most people are commenting. The somewhat droopy shaped pecs are common in men. When you surround yourself with pics of super perfect people, you start to lose touch with what “normal” means and what “good looking” means.

      Sep 3, 2011 at 3:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Betty

      Hes so gay. Closet case

      Oct 29, 2011 at 9:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael
      Michael [Different person #1 using similar name]

      20000 will be gone so fast but these photos will be out there forever and he will regret in 10 years time. I had a look at them and they are very gay porn style. He is masturbating himself in them and everything. Not tasteful nude shots.

      Oct 29, 2011 at 9:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Percy

      I’ve seen the dick, or what little there is of it. Maybe the missing meat went to his sagging boobs. Whatever pathetic “career” he once had has now been destroyed by his decision to go nude, especially with nothing to show!

      Dec 16, 2011 at 7:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • GregR

      He was a total mess on The Real World. He drank a lot and couldn’t control himself. The other roommates were afraid of him. He would go on these weird violent rampages. He left mid-season to enter a rehab facility because he knew, well everybody knew he had a problem. But then the next time he emerged was on Celebrity Rehab. I’m not sure if he’s kicked his problem. He was sort of cute on TRW, but these pics, including the NSFW pics aren’t flattering at all. He’s a small guy and I didn’t think he’d have a whopper, but now there’s no question about it.

      Dec 16, 2011 at 8:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • joe

      kovar is a brain dead macho shit head two bit asshole with a sparrows dick.

      Jan 18, 2012 at 8:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jonathonz

      He needs to chillax on on the eyebrow tweezing.

      Feb 21, 2012 at 10:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mike sitchuation
      mike sitchuation

      @andy: OMG.. This dude has the wierdest looking chest i have ever seen. Not to mention he thinks he soo hot when in fact he is the man, the man w the BOOOOOBIES. This guy cracks me up, he is a looser drug addict that has been to rehab 3 times and walks around as if he is a celebrity, i got news for ya boobies, YOU ARE NOT A CELEB. you are a man who is in need of something, a bra, this guy did real world w my room mate, oh god i could not stand him,he tells everyone hes a trainer when the looser lives w his grandparents at 30yrs old. my room mate said every One felt bad for him cause all he did was cry LOL!!!

      Jun 11, 2012 at 9:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • todd

      @mike sitchuation: HOLY COW SITCH IS IN THE BUILDING< dude just tore up kovar, i feel bad for the poor guy

      Jun 11, 2012 at 9:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • terry

      @todd: Joey has 2 kids, the only problem is they are not his, he has been trying to have a baby for 5 years and couldnt, soo when i was w his girl friend nicole, i got her pregnant and he didnt knw, he was out getting high on cocaine and extaacy, he thinks the kid is his when its not, she even told me, i feel bad for the guy but the truth sucks, i was his mgr for some time now and one nite i ran into his now ex Millaniand got her pregnant and he thinks thats his kid ( girl), we are no longer talking, but he will not like the out come if he gets dna test on them both. I met this guy in the gym and took him under my wing w my other teamster Ray Ceramelli the best comedian in Chicago…

      Jun 23, 2012 at 2:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Joe



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