FOR CHRIST'S SAKE

PHOTOS: 18 Times Jesus Was The Savior Of Sexiness

hunky jesusIn honor of Easter Sunday, let’s celebrate the most famous carpenter in history by remembering all the times he gave the world wood. From artwork to film portrayals and all the in-between, here are 18 times Jesus Christ was the savior of sexiness.

That time he hulked off of that cross and beat the crap out of Pontius Pilate with his bare hands

1

That time he wore his heart on his pecs

 

3

That time he was a pin-up (though “nail-up” is perhaps more appropriate)

15

That time he was Tim Tebow20

That time he dated Madonna

17

That time he got all tatted up

13

That time he was a work of classic Renaissance art

12

That time he was this guy

2

And this guy

8

And especially this guy

4

That time he was Christian Bale

18

That time he was killed by Bill O’Reilly and the National Geographic Channel

21

That time he was JCVD

19

That time he was Photoshopped onto Captain America’s body

5

That time he was a model
14

That other time he was a model

18

That time he was hotter than Jim Caviezel

11

That time he scandalized the church

10And just because, more of this guy

hunky jesus 2In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Goddamn

 

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