MORNING GOODS — New York's Ray Allen reminds us of 100 other guys we've seen dancing on the bars of some East Village hole in the walls. Unlike them, however, Ray looks good when the lights come on, too. (Photos: Jorge Rivas, Ryan Colford, Sean Toussaint, Ugly Baby Productions)
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Little puppet made of pine, wake. The gift of life is thine.
Something about this guy is just……Off…
Next…
A little on the young side, how old is he 18? Queerty you can do better than this! A skinny hairless twink, I'd pay him $10 to mow the lawn but that is it. Where's the beef?
@TANK: something is growing longer, but I don't think it's his nose.
@D-Sun: Not to me mean, but I'm thinking it's his Botox-y pout you're thinking of :)
Somehow seems like a drag queen impersonating a man.
If by, "New York's Ray Allen reminds us of 100 other guys we've seen dancing on the bars of some East Village hole in the walls," you mean the dumb 'duh' expression in the first shot, I feel for you, and I'm glad I've never been there. However, Ray's set does improve some as it goes along.
If you're doing an afternoon set today too, try to find somebody who looks like Ray's slightly older, slightly hairier relative.
BUTTERFACE ALERT
BUTTERFACE ALERT
BUTTERFACE ALERT
The standards here are pathetically low.
Usually, I try to say nice things about the boys, but WOW, look at that face! He looks like the damn missing link!
So was I the only one who was sad when I clicked the link from Twitter and instead of seeing Mark McGrath (Sugar Ray), there was some other Ray?
He looks like Shepard Smith's hunky little brother.
I was also disappointed that this was not a Mark McGrath gallery.
You couldn't custom order better blowjob lips than that.
@Alexander: LMAO at "the missing link" – it's funny because you're dead-on.
What's with the fur cap in pic. no. 2?
Nanuck of the north?
And here I thought Amanda Lepore couldn't biologically have children!
@TANK: Oooooo Pinocchio! You DO have a literate side. But does your mommy know you're on an adult web site?
@Princess Pussyfoot:
Shaddup, fat midget.
He looks like the baby at the end of "2001" all grown up!
@TANK: My, my, my, as erudite as always! What's the matter sweetcheeks, spellcheck not working again?
Based on #8, I'd tap that.
@Princess Pussyfoot:
Don't you have an owner that can take responsibility for the messes you make on the floor?
@TANK: Honey, the only mess I see is you, a hot mess & floored again!
@Princess Pussyfoot:
Weak. You are weak.
@TANK: Posting at 5 in the morning? It's time to get off the meth, out of the trailer & get to rehab!
@Princess Pussyfoot:
Now you're just desperate. I may drink scotch like water, but I don't even smoke pot. LOL! It's called insomnia, bitch.
@TANK: My God, if you were any easier to manipulate, you WOULD be Pinocchio! Must be the wooden heads you have in common.
@Princess Pussyfoot:
Yes, of course. A midget troll such as yourself is quite the puppet master. In fact, you're very special…needs. Martha's got nothing on you. If only your "talents" had the limitations your cognitive faculties so obviously do.
@pdnoosh: agreed… looks like a good time to me. I'd buy a ticket to ride that…
do DO! Oh, DooDoo! "Do" what? Tsk-Tsk-Tsk, ending a sentence with a preposition. What are your second grade teachers teaching you these days?
@TANK: @Princess Pussyfoot:
Are you'all married? If not, you should be. (I know, preposition)If that's impossible due to geographical limitations or other concerns, I suggest to two meet at a mutual point, fuck yourselves unconscious and get it over.
@Tom:
WHY, Ah do declare Miz Tank, that we have been insulted! Well I nevah! DO please butt out & mind your own business, we're having a good time here.
Did he have that upper lip done right before the shoot? Bad move…
I prefer the dead, 19th century almost "Saint".
Handsome is as handsome does.
@InExile: He is neither that young, nor remotely skinny. I'm sure he's not your type – he's not mine much either – but at least be fair to the guy.
Worst pic first again, queerty? ;) 1st pic is easily worst imo.
Looks good in some of the white background ones. However, whoever took the rest and told him to pout in them = useless photographer.
Cute guy. If those are his real eyes then wow. Blue eyes and black hair is SUCH a HOT combination of features.
Alright, I swear to god some people never look past pic 1. Which kind of sucks, because for some reason QT never puts the good pic first. His look in 1 is so fucked up because the angle sucks. His look in all the other pictures is pretty decent.
@galefan2004: I've working in the Optical field for many years and those pretty blues are without a doubt colored lenses. There are much better, natural-looking colored lenses out now. Girlfriend needs to invest in a better pair.