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By:           editor editor
On:           Jul 3, 2009
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No. 1 · TANK

Little puppet made of pine, wake. The gift of life is thine.

Posted: Jul 3, 2009 at 4:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 2 · D-Sun

Something about this guy is just……Off…

Next…

Posted: Jul 3, 2009 at 6:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 3 · InExile

A little on the young side, how old is he 18? Queerty you can do better than this! A skinny hairless twink, I’d pay him $10 to mow the lawn but that is it. Where’s the beef?

Posted: Jul 3, 2009 at 6:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 4 · myrios123 · Member · 129 comments

@TANK: something is growing longer, but I don’t think it’s his nose.

Posted: Jul 3, 2009 at 7:07 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 5 · SteamPunk

@D-Sun: Not to me mean, but I’m thinking it’s his Botox-y pout you’re thinking of :)

Posted: Jul 3, 2009 at 7:11 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 6 · M Shane

Somehow seems like a drag queen impersonating a man.

Posted: Jul 3, 2009 at 8:16 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 7 · dvlaries · Member · 984 comments

If by, “New York’s Ray Allen reminds us of 100 other guys we’ve seen dancing on the bars of some East Village hole in the walls,” you mean the dumb ‘duh’ expression in the first shot, I feel for you, and I’m glad I’ve never been there. However, Ray’s set does improve some as it goes along.
If you’re doing an afternoon set today too, try to find somebody who looks like Ray’s slightly older, slightly hairier relative.

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No. 8 · DNW!!!

BUTTERFACE ALERT

BUTTERFACE ALERT

BUTTERFACE ALERT

The standards here are pathetically low.

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No. 9 · Alexander

Usually, I try to say nice things about the boys, but WOW, look at that face! He looks like the damn missing link!

Posted: Jul 3, 2009 at 10:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 10 · Heather

So was I the only one who was sad when I clicked the link from Twitter and instead of seeing Mark McGrath (Sugar Ray), there was some other Ray?

Posted: Jul 3, 2009 at 10:05 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 11 · Michael W.

He looks like Shepard Smith’s hunky little brother.

Posted: Jul 3, 2009 at 10:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 12 · Strongest Oak

I was also disappointed that this was not a Mark McGrath gallery.

Posted: Jul 3, 2009 at 11:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 13 · pdnoosh

You couldn’t custom order better blowjob lips than that.

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No. 14 · Quinn

@Alexander: LMAO at “the missing link” – it’s funny because you’re dead-on.

Posted: Jul 3, 2009 at 12:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 15 · schlukitz · Member · 3231 comments

What’s with the fur cap in pic. no. 2?

Nanuck of the north?

Posted: Jul 3, 2009 at 12:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 16 · Mark

And here I thought Amanda Lepore couldn’t biologically have children!

Posted: Jul 3, 2009 at 1:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 17 · Princess Pussyfoot

@TANK: Oooooo Pinocchio! You DO have a literate side. But does your mommy know you’re on an adult web site?

Posted: Jul 3, 2009 at 5:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 18 · TANK

@Princess Pussyfoot:

Shaddup, fat midget.

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No. 19 · Dave

He looks like the baby at the end of “2001″ all grown up!

Posted: Jul 3, 2009 at 5:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 20 · Princess Pussyfoot

@TANK: My, my, my, as erudite as always! What’s the matter sweetcheeks, spellcheck not working again?

Posted: Jul 3, 2009 at 5:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 21 · Steve

Based on #8, I’d tap that.

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No. 22 · TANK

@Princess Pussyfoot:

Don’t you have an owner that can take responsibility for the messes you make on the floor?

Posted: Jul 3, 2009 at 5:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 23 · Princess Pussyfoot

@TANK: Honey, the only mess I see is you, a hot mess & floored again!

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No. 24 · TANK

@Princess Pussyfoot:

Weak. You are weak.

Posted: Jul 3, 2009 at 5:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 25 · Princess Pussyfoot

@TANK: Posting at 5 in the morning? It’s time to get off the meth, out of the trailer & get to rehab!

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No. 26 · TANK

@Princess Pussyfoot:

Now you’re just desperate. I may drink scotch like water, but I don’t even smoke pot. LOL! It’s called insomnia, bitch.

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No. 27 · Princess Pussyfoot

@TANK: My God, if you were any easier to manipulate, you WOULD be Pinocchio! Must be the wooden heads you have in common.

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No. 28 · TANK

@Princess Pussyfoot:

Yes, of course. A midget troll such as yourself is quite the puppet master. In fact, you’re very special…needs. Martha’s got nothing on you. If only your “talents” had the limitations your cognitive faculties so obviously do.

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No. 29 · shelby84 · Member · 45 comments

@pdnoosh: agreed… looks like a good time to me. I’d buy a ticket to ride that…

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No. 30 · Princess Pussyfoot

do DO! Oh, DooDoo! “Do” what? Tsk-Tsk-Tsk, ending a sentence with a preposition. What are your second grade teachers teaching you these days?

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No. 31 · Tom

@TANK: @Princess Pussyfoot:

Are you’all married? If not, you should be. (I know, preposition)If that’s impossible due to geographical limitations or other concerns, I suggest to two meet at a mutual point, fuck yourselves unconscious and get it over.

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No. 32 · Tom

@Tom:

WHY, Ah do declare Miz Tank, that we have been insulted! Well I nevah! DO please butt out & mind your own business, we’re having a good time here.

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No. 33 · Mike Barton

Did he have that upper lip done right before the shoot? Bad move…

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No. 34 · Topher

I prefer the dead, 19th century almost “Saint”.
Handsome is as handsome does.

Posted: Jul 3, 2009 at 11:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 35 · Steven

@InExile: He is neither that young, nor remotely skinny. I’m sure he’s not your type – he’s not mine much either – but at least be fair to the guy.

Worst pic first again, queerty? ;) 1st pic is easily worst imo.

Looks good in some of the white background ones. However, whoever took the rest and told him to pout in them = useless photographer.

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No. 36 · galefan2004

Cute guy. If those are his real eyes then wow. Blue eyes and black hair is SUCH a HOT combination of features.

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No. 37 · galefan2004

Alright, I swear to god some people never look past pic 1. Which kind of sucks, because for some reason QT never puts the good pic first. His look in 1 is so fucked up because the angle sucks. His look in all the other pictures is pretty decent.

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No. 38 · Mark

@galefan2004: I’ve working in the Optical field for many years and those pretty blues are without a doubt colored lenses. There are much better, natural-looking colored lenses out now. Girlfriend needs to invest in a better pair.

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