PHOTOS: Taking a Breezer

yummy

He looks like a child for a young guy. i feel like a pedophile jacking off to him. he’s too big but he needs to eat a sandwich. i can tell by the naturally thin and light hair on his legs that he shaves his whole body. too bad that even though he can kick my ass, he’s not a real man and follow my narrow-minded definition of what a real man is as real men don’t exercise or take care of themselves.

his eyes are too far apart, and he has smooth tanned skin… and that makes him boring. he wouldn’t even get a second look at a beach completely filled with old leathery queens. **YAWN** he looks at the camera a lot, and from that i will deduce that he’s a self-obsessed gym-bunny with no real friends and the inability to braze pork.

i love tattoos but they are out now so YUCK! he would be sexier with a gut, but i would sooo lick those abs. all macho men are the biggest bottoms and overcompensating for their small penises, and that’s a bigger turn-off then circumcision.

all of this is important because my opinion on a gay blog is the only audience i have to express how important i really am… because i’m really really important. if you excuse me now, i have to finish jacking off to pic #3……

meh. #12 is okay..

Beautiful form and his face is not so perfect as to look like a mannequin. I would give him a 10.

stop being so jealous…no one in their right mind would kick this hunk out of bed…

@james p. p.: I love you, James. I’m still laughing over here…

@alan brickman: I wouldn’t. In fact, I think I need some company in my bedroom tonight! Sigh, if only Mr. Freeze were free… ;-)

#7 and #11 are acceptable….