There are actually at least 6 reasons, arranged in neat washboard-esque rows on Nick’s stomach.
Whether he’s stuffing his dog down his pants, winning karate championships or modeling Calvin Klein, a few assumptions can be made: Nick Bateman is probably shirtless, and his beard won’t disappoint.
Below, gaze into the Insta-reality of Nick as he tussles on the mean streets of Southern California:
Jamie Spears
Duh!
Jason Eric Klemm
Now, if only those 4 million would vote!….lol
Malcolm Andrew Grenfell-walford
Meh…
Patrick James Dezi I
Lorita Graham
Xzamilio
The thirst of it all. The absolute thirst of it all.
Al-Bok Walz
So, is it a popularity contest? Are we supposed to be proud because we have so many followers…it’s kinda sad…
Jordan Hagle
You’re welcome. <3
luvit00
nice abs but 4 million followers?!?!?
ZafiroBourdeaux
@Al-Bok Walz: What are you trying to get at? Why shouldn’t one be proud for having so many followers? Are you trying to “reach” for a problem to complain about?
Lorita Graham
Yess Lawd!!!! Patrick James Dezi I
Markusfittt
@Al-Bok Walz: Agreed!
WEBOne
He needs to shave!! All of these beards are giving me 70’s Castro Clone flashbacks! !!
rickhfx
No big muscles, just an eating disorder, yes men get them too. Nothing good about that.
rickhfx
HIV drugs cause body wasting loss of fat for most who take them.
rickyboi7
Woof!
Captain Obvious
No butt and a million pics of himself. Pass.
OzJosh
If you want to know how to get abs like that, just check out what’s in the cupboards behind him in the kitchen shot.
Garth
@Captain Obvious: I agree!
Chris
Proves my point about Pekingese: they’re not dogs, they’re fashion statements.
David O'Flaherty
He is handsome but he’s rather average. As far as models go I think there are better. Not that I wouldn’t sleep with him I just don’t understand the 4 million
Guy068
Who is he outside of someone photogenic? I prefer a little more depth with beefcake unless it’s Tumblr…
Steve McSheffrey
Who is he? The article gives me no clue either. Queerty has to stop assuming everyone has an encyclopedic knowledge in their head of who’s who in the shirtless demographic…
Black Pegasus
Cute dog.