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PHOTOS: They’re Definitely Gods of Something

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GRATUITOUS SKIN — Yes, all of these fellas reportedly actually do play football. But when it comes to Gods Of Football (and these photos from the “making of” DVD), their true talent is holding still while naked with a football covering their bits and pieces.

And yes, there’s a titillating trailer (on the last page).

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On:           Jun 1, 2009
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23 Comments

No. 1 · Lucky Luke

Wow.. some top quality meat in those pics.

Posted: Jun 1, 2009 at 5:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 2 · kumquatboy · Member · 3 comments

Yowza!! That guy in the first shot is amazing!

Posted: Jun 1, 2009 at 5:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 3 · tavdy79

I have the calendar, but it doesn’t have all those pics.

Even shaved, Nick Youngquest (#12) is soooo hot. He makes me wanna do things that would make Chi-Chi LaRue blush.

Posted: Jun 1, 2009 at 5:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Patrick

European beauty at its best…the real thing, no photoshop os steroids

Posted: Jun 1, 2009 at 5:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 5 · dlpca · Member · 15 comments

Yes, God is Good!

Posted: Jun 1, 2009 at 6:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 6 · princedeligne · Member · 28 comments

They’re all pretty amazing. God, I wish I were that football in those pics. Video could have been better though.

Posted: Jun 1, 2009 at 7:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 7 · Tom in COS

I’ll take a #1,5 and 11 please and thanks.

Posted: Jun 1, 2009 at 7:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 8 · dvlaries · Member · 987 comments

Hot as they all are -and morning good should only be this steamy every day- we might be lulled into thinking we see more than we do. Every one of the guys chooses to conceal the jewels in a manner that doesn’t even give us a bulge to assess. There’s plenty of skin, but no means of an educated guess as to how rich the rewards might be in that all-important area.

Posted: Jun 1, 2009 at 8:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 9 · HayYall

I hate tatoos with a burning passion but I’d do things to #1 that would make Dick Cheney get a hard on.

Posted: Jun 1, 2009 at 8:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 10 · michael

Since nobody has claimed no.6 yet I’ll will. Thats a fine slab of beef.

Posted: Jun 1, 2009 at 10:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 11 · Steven

I like 11. And, like Hayall there, I find myself in the strange position of not giving a damn about any of those tattoos on number1 because they actually flatter him. And so do most of the tattoos on here.

Wow.

Posted: Jun 2, 2009 at 12:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 12 · Angel666

Pic 13 totally looks like this guy I know. Sweet Jesus that ass and legs! I’ll take him :P

Posted: Jun 2, 2009 at 1:05 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 13 · Addyboo · Member · 39 comments

#12!! Holy shit!

Posted: Jun 2, 2009 at 2:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 14 · iltman

These guys are actually Australian Rules football players, thus proving once again that things ARE bigger down under

Posted: Jun 2, 2009 at 3:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 15 · Joanaroo

Oh yes, ARF. Easy to see why we straight ladies look to see what channel carries the games. The rules are confusing-but who needs rules when you have these hot, sweaty, muscular, sinewy…AHEM. Excuse me. Gotta cool off! :-)

Posted: Jun 2, 2009 at 3:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 16 · mb00 · Member · 193 comments

HOLY FUCKIN’ SHIT!!!! #13 is got an AMAZING ass.
I can worship there 24/7.

Posted: Jun 2, 2009 at 4:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 17 · tavdy79

@iltman: only about half are Aussie rules players; the others are rugby players. Rugby & Aussie rules are both about as popular over there as American football in the US or footie (what you call soccer) virtually everywhere else. I have a definite thing for rugby players. Perhaps a series of pics on the Six Nations Championship sometime, Queerty? I have several delectable suggestions, like Ben Cohen or the Lamont brothers.

@mb00: if you like that ass, image-google “Sean Lamont” with safesearch off. If you can find a finer ass on any man alive, I’ll very happily eat it!

Posted: Jun 2, 2009 at 5:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 18 · rcloy

Nick Youngquest and David Williams!

Posted: Jun 2, 2009 at 6:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 19 · Jayson

Lucky number 13!!!!

Posted: Jun 2, 2009 at 8:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 20 · Phoebus

Yuck. They’re all beautiful but bland. They all look alike.

Posted: Jun 2, 2009 at 6:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 21 · Michael vdB · Member · 242 comments

I don’t know…

I have the sudden urge to wonder if they all do right by their mamas. So cute. :)

Posted: Jun 3, 2009 at 7:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 22 · allancsn

Pic 13 – the ass is gorgeous and he’s got speedo tan lines. If I was behind him on the beach I’d get a such a boner I’d faint. Heaven.

Posted: Jun 7, 2009 at 8:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 23 · Greg Theron

Damn you Queerty!

Posted: Sep 17, 2009 at 2:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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