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MORNING GOODS — California native Charles Turner is, as you might’ve guessed, a heavyweight bodybuilder. So excuse the Snooki tan — it’s the cost of doing business. (Photos: B. Comstock)
Thanks a lot, but it’s a bit too much for me…
Such a handsome face… and if you’re into muscle, he’s got it in spades. What’s not to like?
This gallery is brought to you by Roids ‘R’ Us.
(Oh, and the brilliant – as always – pun in the title reminded me of an equally brilliant video, which you guys may or may not know already. If you don’t, it’s worth a look, I ‘d say. Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-x9ygQEGA )
“With a body like this, you can’t Turner down”
OK, let’s see if we can out-pun Queerty. Anyone else want to try?
The puns have to be baaaaaaaad.
All meat and no potatoes.
An all time low …. and that headline was cringe inducing.
I wouldn’t mind him talking dirty to me.
@Mark: A common side effect of ‘roids are testicles the size of raisins………
I’ve been with a couple “juicers” and all I can say is that they look good from a distance, but the side effects are scary up close: it reduces IQ by 50 points, they have fits of rage, plus their muscles feel squishy, and low sexdrive after awhile.
@Plays Well : Steroids also cause back acne, hair loss, cancer, and may impair liver function.
So then you have to “Re-Turner To The Store”
(the puns are supposed to be bad!)
Stick to the natural body builders. I knew one such man of Polish background, although thoroughly Anglicized in his upbringing. He was a sexual dynamo who gave me hours of pleasure, including dirty talk.
Jealous, Jealous, Jealous….
@alan brickman: Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Handsome face, ugly body. Here’s a real man, David McIntosh aka Tornado, UK Gladiators (This boy makes me wet all day long)
Yes, I’m doing my own Morning Goods because I’m shocked and saddened by today’s choice!
@Jeffree: WTF is the point of havin “muscles” if they are all squishy *yech* if I want squish I will pick up some days old plums……….
WOOT!!!!! More please!
So many hot picture of David but the Queerty filter won’t let me post most of them and it won’t let me post them together. Jealous!
Stupid f’ing filter…
Bitch tits and no basket. Pretty suspicious for anabolic abuse. It’s sad. Looks like a nice looking guy otherwise.
And sorry boys, he’s not gay, just British…
@L.: Greatest video ever.
And I’m spent.
Once in a blue moon’ll be fine, but let’s not make a running habit of this type …any more than the scrawny twinks either.
@James_From_The_Great_City_of_Cambridge: Queerts is the most permissive of most sites. You can post freely without having to wait for your comments to be approved prior to post, nor have them edited. They allow pictures to be posted, but they need to have some control. They rely on ad dollars and therefore they have to have some limits, am sure there is an agreement that states no nudity. Hence no pics of *p e n i s*. On this one I side 100% with Queerts. It is how they make monies of the site. There are thousands of sites where ya can see pics of dicks. Not many that allow you the freedom to post at will as Queerty does……
@James_From_The_Great_City_of_Cambridge: Yes, this is coming across as spamming.
@robert: Just trying to help those who were offended, sickened and considering ex-gay therapy because of today’s Morning Goods.
>”Turner Around, Bright Eyes”
That’ll do Queerty, that’ll do.
Personally I think he’s beautiful! I wouldn’t mind hanging with him all the time. Quite a head turner!
Usually it’s people with ugly faces that try to make up for it with overworked roid muscles. Why would a guy so naturally sexy do this to himself? What a waste.
Too much…..WAY too much.
I am starting to get so over this muscle bound mania.
people can work out and take care of themselves…it isn’t that hard…so don’t censor that too
Beware of swindlers!
Be informed that model Enyta Romo is a swindler, and has worked along with Nicole Rollolazo in scamming so many amateur fitness models who travel to Los Angeles. Romo is currently living with Tyler Sarry, a fitness model who recently moved to the area. She loves to invite amatuer fitness models to her place in Los Angeles for ‘fun’ and she steals all their money. She has scammed so much people in Venice Beach and has continued to scam many other victims near Beverly Hills.
Four friends of mine have been victimized by these two women, and they have stolen over $50,000 and both have disappeared. Please beware of these two fitness models, namely Enyta Romo and Nicole Rollolazo.
this man is so handsome what is the problem? just a big ole handsome man
I think he is a physically attractive man.
Gorgeous body and face; hate the tats.
This dude is massive.
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