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PHOTOS: What Impossibly Humongous Pecs You Have

By:           editor editor
On:           Jun 8, 2009
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  • 31 Comments
    • No. 1 · sioraiocht

      He looks absurdly disproportionate.

      Jun 8, 2009 at 1:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 2 · gray hunt

      Holy Biceps ! Can he be real ? No wonder he is smiling in some of the photos, all those massive muscles and strawberry blond to boot. My day is complete (and night too)

      Jun 8, 2009 at 1:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 3 · dk

      unfortunate face

      Jun 8, 2009 at 2:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 4 · mark

      does he live in a gym?

      Jun 8, 2009 at 2:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 5 · timncguy

      not my cup of tea. #6 is just abnormally grotesque.

      Jun 8, 2009 at 2:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 6 · HayYall

      I know this guy is supposed to be attractive, but I’m just not feelin’ it.

      I usually love muscle-y preppy guys, but #6 just looks too Tina Queen-y.

      Oh, one more -y for you bitches!

      Jun 8, 2009 at 2:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 7 · SouLKid

      Stereoids Mess.
      I don’t know about y’all but I don’t feel him.

      Jun 8, 2009 at 2:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 8 · ggreen · Member · 589 comments

      When these muscle guys hit about 45 it all goes to shit and no matter how much time you spend on it at the gym/dieting it isn’t enough. The skin starts looking like ill-fitting slipcovers. The definition starts looking like boiled chicken meat with pin feathers.

      Jun 8, 2009 at 2:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 9 · pilgrim

      Do you know that for a fact?

      Jun 8, 2009 at 2:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 10 · Bitch, please!

      I have to agree with some of the postings, a bit too much! And the comment on older men on steroids is PROBABLY true–has anyone looked at that mess Hulk Hogan, lately?

      Jun 8, 2009 at 2:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 11 · allancsn

      @ GGREEN – you’re talking pish man. Genetics doll fuck all else.

      Jun 8, 2009 at 3:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 12 · Gurlene

      @ggreen: We have a few 40+ muscle marys in the Ballys I workout in. I swear they are the most likely of all people there to suddenly go into roid rage about anything.

      One screamed, ranted and raved at an older gentleman that he was using that (weights) that the manager had to give him the ultimatum of leaving and coming back after he had cooled down or have his membership revoked right then and there.

      This guy had clearly been cruising a twink that rejected him and he knew I and several older girls who saw what happened knew he had been rejected and couldn’t take it. Beautiful physique and nice well preserved face but you know he has “mileage” and doesn’t want to live with THAT FACT. Is aging something one can “workout” away? I mean really.

      Folks Feb-Aug is the worst time to encounter these old farts still trying to pass for 37 knowing damn well they are closer to 50 while working out like they are still in their twenties.

      Jun 8, 2009 at 4:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 13 · Z reveals

      UGLY!

      Jun 8, 2009 at 4:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 14 · AlwaysGay

      He’s natural and attractive. Yes, you can get that big naturally. Look at bodybuilders from the 1890s to the 1910s and you can see how big they got with poor nutrition, basic weights and no drugs.

      Jun 8, 2009 at 5:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 15 · hardmannyc · Member · 1071 comments

      He’s simply gorgeous, a great package — face, hair, body, attitude. I love these comments. WHO CARES if he’s done ‘roids? I only care what the result is, and here, it’s perfection.

      Jun 8, 2009 at 5:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 16 · michael

      The guy is ugly, his chest is freakish looking. I love blondes and muscled guys but this guy is not photo worthy. Maybe it sounds mean, but if your gonna hang yourself out like a piece of meat and call yourself a model then your prone to scrutiny. He is not a great specimen.

      Jun 8, 2009 at 5:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 17 · Carlos

      @AlwaysGay: You can get that way naturally if you live near a nuclear reactor maybe, otherwise there’s nothing natural about that guy – he’s freakish.

      Jun 8, 2009 at 6:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 18 · galefan2004

      He is very very cute, but when all your veins start to pop out of your body its a sign you might have over done the muscles just a bit. Although, I wouldn’t call him bad looking, I just don’t like guys that look like they spent all year in the gym on supplements.

      Jun 8, 2009 at 6:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 19 · Ida Corwin

      YIKES! What a bunch of rude, bitter, hostile queers beating up ANOTHER man. The 7 jealous dwarfs? Nasty-Fatty-Zitty-Crabby-Saggy-Smelly & Bitchy! No wonder gay rights in this country can’t get ahead. “Alligators have the right idea, they EAT their young!”

      Jun 8, 2009 at 6:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 20 · gray hunt

      Freaks and geeks speak out on todays beautiful man but found yeaterday pug ugly mornings goods yesterday great ? Think they have problems with eye sight and the black is beautiful myth.

      Jun 8, 2009 at 7:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 21 · Prof. O. G. Whataschnozell

      Though I do find the pics tasteful he would not be my first choice at the baths.

      Jun 8, 2009 at 8:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 22 · Synnerman

      He’s mine! ALLLLLLL MINE! More muscle, more BETTAH!

      Jun 8, 2009 at 9:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 23 · alan brickman

      He’s hot!! don’t be such jealous loser queens!!….

      Jun 8, 2009 at 9:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 24 · alan brickman

      Jealous, jealous, jealous….and you also “hiding it so well”..too!!

      Jun 8, 2009 at 9:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 25 · Kit McCollum · Member · 5 comments

      The problem with a couple of the images that look really off, like #7, is that the web genius who posted them used arbitrary dimensions rather than the original correct aspect ratios.

      Jun 8, 2009 at 10:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 26 · galefan2004

      @Ida: Lol, that was good. I want to be bitchy dwarf. However, I didn’t say he isn’t hot. What I said was he has a little to much muscle for my personal taste. That doesn’t mean that other people might not be into that, but I don’t really like seeing veins bulge out of your arms.

      Jun 8, 2009 at 10:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 27 · tofer david

      i’d rather ride a piece of bolsa wood

      Jun 8, 2009 at 11:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 28 · Rikard

      I’m with Ida about the dwarves. Strange as it is to admit he looks better with clothes on. No worries though, I like sex half dressed, or is that half undressed?

      Jun 9, 2009 at 12:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 29 · michael

      @Ida Corwin: Oh, so gays don’t get ahead because they over scrutinize models. What a backward, stupid and ignorant statement. Do you think straight women have not been doing the for eons? That straight men don’t do this to women? Its a human trait, maybe negative, but human. Its self loathing gays like you that want to pin the sins of the world onto his own kind that are holding us back. Stop being such a bitter, pissy queen just because you have bad taste.

      Jun 9, 2009 at 3:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 30 · Steven

      What dreadful photos. We could at least have got ourselves proper aspect ratio.

      Not so sure he does steroids, though. Isn’t that supposed to affect your package?

      Jun 9, 2009 at 3:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 31 · SouLKid

      Oh please! why would i (or anyone) be jealous of this guy really?

      Jun 9, 2009 at 9:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag

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