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PHOTOS: Who Is The Snooki Equivalent On The Gay Jersey Shore?

Attention Garden State gays: With temperatures in Asbury Park threatening to reach triple digits this weekend, you might be tempted to stay inside and make sweet love to your air conditioner. But Sand Blast Weekend is revving up for a big finish—here’s a sample of last year’s events to get you in the mood and out the door.

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By: Dan Tracer
On: Jul 23, 2011
Tagged: Asbury Park, party haus, Sand Blast Weekend

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No. 1 · CHEEKIEY
ALL OF THEM

Jul 23, 2011 at 7:52 am · @Reply ·
No. 2 · repentnow
awwwful just awwwwwful

no wonder straight people hate gays

Jul 23, 2011 at 11:21 am · @Reply ·
No. 3 · Steve
#10. Nuff said. :)

Jul 23, 2011 at 11:33 am · @Reply ·
No. 4 · Mike in Asheville
@repentnow: You are a fucking moron!

Jul 23, 2011 at 1:03 pm · @Reply ·
No. 5 · Daez
@Mike in Asheville: I don’t agree with his sentiment, but it does annoy me how most photo sites paint such an extremely small view of the gay pouplation.

Jul 23, 2011 at 1:27 pm · @Reply ·
No. 6 · lizcivious
Huh? From a straight woman’s point of view, it just looks like a lot of gay guys having a great time. I don’t see anything off-putting in any of these pictures. Furthermore, the pale-ish boy with the white sunglasses in Pic No. 1 is really cute.

Jul 23, 2011 at 2:34 pm · @Reply ·
No. 7 · David Ehrenstein
@lizcivious: Correct. But I like #18 more.

Jul 23, 2011 at 2:36 pm · @Reply ·
No. 8 · Paco
Do you think they serve #18 as like a combo meal….?

Jul 23, 2011 at 3:37 pm · @Reply ·
No. 9 · Sebizzar
I’m so jealous, wish i could go to something like this ;(

Jul 23, 2011 at 9:04 pm · @Reply ·
No. 10 · Spike
From this So. Calif gay guys experience, gay quidos are HOT, so easy on the eyes till they open their mouths and they are full on snookie, so you stick your dick in their mouth to shut em up and they become hot again.

Jul 23, 2011 at 9:22 pm · @Reply ·
No. 11 · xander
I would personally like to E.V.E.R. be called the ‘gay Snooki’ but the snookum in 18 can call me anything he might like!

Jul 24, 2011 at 1:06 am · @Reply ·
No. 12 · xander
Yaaack…I must proofread better. Translate first sentence to “I wouldn’t like” and it’s corrected! Time for sleep, yes.

Jul 24, 2011 at 1:08 am · @Reply ·
No. 13 · fredo777
The paler guy in shot #1 is a cutie.

Also, hairy dude in the plaid shorts in shot #10 looks a lot like C.T. from MTV’s “The Challenge”. I sure hope that is him. He’s sexy as f*ck.

Jul 25, 2011 at 12:41 pm · @Reply ·
No. 14 · GMinNYC
@Paco: @paco i so agree with you

Jul 26, 2011 at 12:27 pm · @Reply ·