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PHOTOS: Why Won’t You Lee M’alone!

MORNING GOODS — We are loving this tank on 23-year-old British model Lee Malone. Not in a “Oooh, it’s so 80s!” kind of way. But in the way it drapes his body. Yeah, drapes, that’s why we love it. (Photos: Andy Houghton, Joseph Sinclair, Pantelis, Joseph Story)

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On:           Dec 29, 2009
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No. 1 · SteamPunk

“Why Won’t You Lee M’alone!”

Ha! I’m starting to think you all like coming up with these absolutely insane headlines more than finding the actual photos.

Posted: Dec 29, 2009 at 5:11 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 2 · AlanInSLCutah

I have been more entertained walking through Wal-Mart during x-mas than I was viewing these photos. Next!

Posted: Dec 29, 2009 at 9:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 3 · terrwill · Member · 2441 comments

Being that this is the Holidays and I am still in a giving
ood, I am going to save the BOQB time and make your catty
posts for you!!

> He needs a muffin, he is way too thin.
> He is waaay too smooth
> He makes me feel like a perv looking at him
> He is too pretty
> Why can’t you post pictures of hairy overweight ugly
45 year olds???

Think I covered them all……….Your welcome! : P

Posted: Dec 29, 2009 at 9:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 4 · terrwill · Member · 2441 comments

thats not “ood” but rather “mood”! :}

Posted: Dec 29, 2009 at 9:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Fitz · Member · 1601 comments

Hey Terwill.. ugly old 45 year olds? Come on.. There are some freakin hot 45 year olds out there!

Posted: Dec 29, 2009 at 10:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 6 · terrwill · Member · 2441 comments

No. 5 · Fitz: 100% agreed, I was only mimicing the BOQB
usual tirade against anything but said description! : P

Posted: Dec 29, 2009 at 10:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 7 · Mike in Asheville, nee "in Brooklyn"

@No.3 Terrwill

Brad Pitt just turned 46 a couple weeks ago; I’d take him, but alas, he’s taken.

Brett Favre is 40 or so; yummy!

Rupert Everett is, like me, 50!

The “Glee” Boys are mid 20s, and I know to many, they’d pick the “Glee” Boys, but Brad, Brett, Rupert, well that would be hot!

Posted: Dec 29, 2009 at 11:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 8 · terrwill · Member · 2441 comments

No. 7 · Mike in Asheville, nee “in Brooklyn” : Again, I
wasn’t dissin’ 40+ers simply preempting what the BOQB
usually posts on any MG who looks under that age…….
As to Brad Pitt, he has to lose that patch of stray gray
pubic hairs currently attached to his chin…..

Posted: Dec 29, 2009 at 11:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 9 · dvlaries · Member · 984 comments

I stopped myself short yesterday of listing fault with Octavio Garate, and I was right to.

Queerty has before -and would again- do worse.

Posted: Dec 29, 2009 at 11:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 10 · hardmannyc · Member · 1071 comments

Terriwill: In this case, the haters are right. This guy is downright fugly. And that Elvira lipstick and greaseball Beatles hairdo don’t help.

Posted: Dec 29, 2009 at 11:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 11 · Fitz · Member · 1601 comments

Oh man, I brought down a storm over Terwill– I don’t think he was being ageist.. let’s back off him. :)

But yes.. call me bitter if you want, but yea… I am not finding the hotness here.

Posted: Dec 29, 2009 at 11:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 12 · FoxFire

I’m under 25, so hopefully I’m excused from being lumped in with the BOQB, but I agree with Fitz. I don’t think this guy is attractive. He has a great body, but his face isn’t doing it for me in most of these shots

Posted: Dec 29, 2009 at 12:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 13 · David

He looks anemic.

Posted: Dec 29, 2009 at 12:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 14 · terrwill · Member · 2441 comments

Again I was only putting forth the usual BOQB comments about
anyone under 40 something…………….
That being said he isn’t a 10, however he does get extra
credit points for having a British accent. I, whenst in
bed find that accent is sooooooo damm sexy……..

Posted: Dec 29, 2009 at 12:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 15 · AlanInSLCutah

He looks like the love child of Dustin Lance Black and Celine Dion.

Posted: Dec 29, 2009 at 12:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 16 · Same Crap

I like him. He’s queeny-hot!

His accent would be a big turn-off, though. Can’t stand British accents.

Posted: Dec 29, 2009 at 12:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 17 · terrwill · Member · 2441 comments

Does that mean you can bareback him while humming
“My hardon will go in”?? : P

Posted: Dec 29, 2009 at 1:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 18 · hardmannyc · Member · 1071 comments

AlanInSLCutah: I’d say the love child of Dustin Lance Black and Ringo Starr.

Posted: Dec 29, 2009 at 2:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 19 · hyhybt

This is the creepiest looking MG in a while. I don’t usually complain, because of course people have different tastes, but you’d have done better to skip MG entirely today than to put these up.

Posted: Dec 29, 2009 at 4:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 20 · B Damion · Member · 112 comments

These pics make me very uncomfy….stop Lee M’alone! lol..that made me smile lol…Steampunk

Posted: Dec 29, 2009 at 5:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 21 · Suburban · Member · 524 comments

Yes, he looks young and skinny, but it’s that friggin hair I don’t like. He looks like that lesbian on The L Word, I think it’s Shane, yes I’ve seen the 1st season and it’s ok, not great. @HARDMANNYC I see the DLB thing but I think he’s cute.

Posted: Dec 29, 2009 at 7:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 22 · Brian

Seriously… where do I find a tank to like the one in pic #1 ??

Posted: Dec 29, 2009 at 11:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 23 · Steven W

10 and 15 are bad photos. What was the photographer thinking? His legs aren’t his best feature, so why they stick him in awakward looking shorts in #10 is beyond me.

But maybe I just can’t see it, since this guy is not my type anyway. Too pouty.

Posted: Dec 30, 2009 at 2:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 24 · J

Ummm…. that was quite a dose of unsexy, folks.

Posted: Dec 30, 2009 at 10:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 25 · Ian

Sexy sexy sexy – love the pouty lips, skinny legs and his hair. Queerty contributors tend to voice negative opinions so I hope this doesn’t discourage the editors from keeping the MG guys diverse. I don’t always find your MG models appealing but enjoy being exposed to other aesthetics. Good work guys!

Posted: Jan 1, 2010 at 8:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 26 · Jon

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Posted: Jan 2, 2010 at 9:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 27 · love_length

I think he is very pretty! and the best!

Posted: Oct 8, 2011 at 4:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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