We could try to tell you about the movie Dirty Grandpa, starring Zac Efron and Robert De Niro, but Rotten Tomatoes does a far better job at summing up the flick than we could ever hope to accomplish:
Like a Werther’s Original dropped down a sewer drain, Dirty Grandpa represents the careless fumbling of a classic talent that once brought pleasure to millions.
Yikes. And we thought Stonewall sounded bad.
But at least one redeeming thing can be said of the film — it offers some unobstructed views of Zac’s genetically perfect backside.
That’s a silver lining we can get behind.
How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
While it won’t actually make us watch the film, we salute this last ditch effort at appealing to the masses.
Head here for some NSFW GIFs of Zac’s booty. It’s called art.
Damon Strong
Damn near perfect.
Alex Papesh
idk i thought it was a funny movie…. when did mindless entertainment become worthless?
money718
This guy has a weird body.
Jonathan Winchell
Robert De Niro has acted in 32 films since 2002 with a Metacritic rating. Machete is the fifth highest, even counting his American Hustle cameo.
redcarpet30
Well that saved me 10 bucks. Thanks Queerty!
SportGuy
@money718: Yes,very much so. Average
Richard Holaday
I can definitely believe that, especially from the previews ð???
Kieran
I see you’re easily impressed.
Miguel-Angel Maldonado
If you like pretty boys of course.
Black Pegasus
At no part in this movie was Zac actually nude. He wore a flesh colored pair of shorts and the rest was CGI special effects. He also had a body double. The movie is basically a sham. All of this info is available on blogs.
Captain Obvious
Stop trying to make Zac Efron happen, he’s not going to happen.
diewgo
He surely have a beautiful ass
dean089
What’s up with his belly button region? That doesn’t look right.
skilos
This guy has a tendency to gain weight, and he has a difficult time trying to hold his fat gut in. That’s why his belly button area looks strange. The deeper the belly button, the fatter the gut. His hotness is going to be short lived. He’s got to flaunt it while he’s got it, but should hide when he gains excess weight.
cuccoa
Anyone can criticize his body. Personally, I have never cared for his acting and with that being said, he has a very good body. it’s not fat or weird. Take it from someone who works out 5 days a week, that isn’t easy to maintain. Criticize his acting all you want, but unless you’re willing to post your near nude body for the world to see, keep the snotty comments to yourselves.
BigWill
@cuccoa: I’m with you. A very high percentage (like almost 100%) would love to have a body like that, I’m willing to bet. I’ve seen him in only one movie and don’t know anything about him other than that he is cute as hell and has a rockin’ body.