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Playtex Introduces Febreeze For Your Junk

fresh and sexyApparently the tampon biz isn’t the moneymaker it used to be: Playtex has introduced a line of Fresh + Sexy Intimate Wipes that allow you to alleviate that not-so-fresh-feeling in your nether regions.

Jezebel wasn’t thrilled with the product or it’s advertising campaign— complaining it suggests “we’ll only get action if we have pleasingly nondescript barbie vaginas.” But we’re thrilled: No more dirty looks from the cashier when we buy a case of baby wipes.

What do you think—humorous or body-shaming?

 

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h/t: Jezebel

 

 

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Feb 6, 2013
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  • 4 Comments
    • hyhybt
      hyhybt

      Not sure, but it’s certainly far from the worst idea in the world.

      Feb 6, 2013 at 1:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fidelio
      Fidelio

      what’s the big deal? i use wipes to “freshen-up”. hey, you never know when emergency sex will happen. but i doubt i would use anything with a “playtex” brand. latex, maybe.

      Feb 6, 2013 at 1:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jackpapa
      jackpapa

      I like a man to smell like a man, not a wipe.

      Feb 6, 2013 at 2:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fitz
      Fitz

      My genitals smell great, and I can give you 1/2 dozen references.
      If I was going down on some guy and he smelled perfumy, I would walk.

      Feb 6, 2013 at 6:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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