British Prime Minister Gordon Brown's preparing to lay the smackdown on Gibraltar's unequal age of consent laws.

In a meeting with European Parliamentarian and former actor Michael Cashman, Brown reportedly agreed that Gibraltar, an overseas British territory, should lower the queer sex consent from eighteen to sixteen. Straight couples can fuck at sixteen.

Gordon Brown immediately agreed wholeheartedly with my point of view on the matter.

The Prime Minister has agreed to take this matter up to ensure that steps are taken to end this discriminatory practice, the existence of which, is incompatible with our obligations as an EU member and as a party under the European Convention of Human Rights.

Cashman went on to say the Gibraltar government shouldn't be surprised - they've had plenty of time to "rectify" the situation.

(Cough.)