Pokémon has always been about role playing but now it’s more sensual than ever. College Humor recently released a slew of sex moves using popular characters of the beloved franchise. Not only did they include hetero acts for the bedroom, but also illustrated several same-sex positions, such as those below:
The Eevee
Eevee, being the evolution Pokémon that can now change into eight different forms via stone or other action to advance to its next form, is used as the sexual act between partners trying different sex toys to “advance” the experience.
The Metapod
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Metapod only knows the move “Harden,” so a simple move that implies exactly what comes to mind.
The Missingno
First generation video gamers will remember the “virus Pokémon” Missingno who helped grant items like infinite rare candies to level up. College Humor pokes fun of this by making the move a one night stand, for the added risk of catching an STD.
The Ditto
Known for being able to transform to any fellow Pokémon it sees, “The Ditto” calls for one partner mimicking the other’s dress and acts in the bedroom for form of Katoptronophilia (the paraphilia for mirrors).
The Haunter
Haunter is a ghost Pokémon with a long tongue who makes use of it with the move “Lick.” Apparently rimming can paralyze your partner.
Illustrations by Coleman Engle.
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The missingo and haunter sound hilarious. Almost gave me a nostalgia boner.
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