Unsolicited gay icon and footballer Cristiano Ronaldo is on holiday off the coast of Portugal. Alas, he’s wearing squarecuts, not briefs. [JJ]
Poolside With Cristiano Ronaldo
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Dubwise
i hope the chlorine in the pool wash some of the greasyness off of him.
Michael W.
@Dubwise: That’s not greasiness, it’s called luster. Don’t hate Cristiano cause he’s beautiful.
Smokey Martini
@Dubwise:
Mmm-mmm. I would LOVE to someday pry his butt cheeks open with my equally-as-greasy salami! What a fine specimen he is.
Dubwise
i dont hate…he IS hot, but still, his skin looks like a lubed up orange.
L
Who is his furry friend? He’s my pick.
Alan down in Florida
Dubwise – have you ever heard of sunscreen and sweat?
Johnny Underscore
boo. squarecuts.
cruiser
too bad you can’t click on the photos for a closer look :'(
That would make it sooo much better