Poolside With Cristiano Ronaldo
 

Unsolicited gay icon and footballer Cristiano Ronaldo is on holiday off the coast of Portugal. Alas, he's wearing squarecuts, not briefs. [JJ]

 
 
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Comments (8)

No. 1 · Dubwise

i hope the chlorine in the pool wash some of the greasyness off of him.

Posted: Jan 6, 2009 at 12:55 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Michael W.

@Dubwise: That's not greasiness, it's called luster. Don't hate Cristiano cause he's beautiful.

Posted: Jan 6, 2009 at 1:01 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Smokey Martini

@Dubwise:

Mmm-mmm. I would LOVE to someday pry his butt cheeks open with my equally-as-greasy salami! What a fine specimen he is.

Posted: Jan 6, 2009 at 2:37 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Dubwise

i dont hate…he IS hot, but still, his skin looks like a lubed up orange.

Posted: Jan 6, 2009 at 4:44 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · L

Who is his furry friend? He's my pick.

Posted: Jan 6, 2009 at 5:24 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Alan down in Florida

Dubwise - have you ever heard of sunscreen and sweat?

Posted: Jan 7, 2009 at 12:09 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · Johnny Underscore

boo. squarecuts.

Posted: Jan 9, 2009 at 3:21 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · cruiser

too bad you can't click on the photos for a closer look :'(
That would make it sooo much better

Posted: Jan 15, 2009 at 3:41 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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