NEWS: Babs At The Oscars, JT At The Grammys & Beyoncé At Super Bowl Rehearsals

- Karl Lagerfeld weighed in on the most divisive issue facing America today: Michelle Obama‘s bangs. He’s not a fan.

- Barbra Streisand will grace the Oscars with a “very special performance,” her  first time belting it out on the main stage since 1977. We doubt she’ll do the same for the Razzies.

- Another diva making an awards show comeback performance: Justin Timberlake at the Grammys.

- Rihanna covers the latest issue of Rolling Stone, bearing the headline, “Crazy in Love.” Aside from the obvious dig at the Queen Bey, they’re at least half-right.

- Speaking of crazy: Ke$ha. The pop tart is getting her own reality show on MTV, My Crazy Beautiful Life.

- Realizing that Magic Mike was the apex of his cinematic career, Steven Soderbergh is retiring from film.

- Bradley Cooper ripped off his shirt at a SoulCycle class in New York,  causing several female cyclists to fall off their bikes—over disappointment he wasn’t Ryan Gosling.

- Former celebrity Jason London, of Dazed & Confused “fame,” got punched in the face, gave paramedics some lip, got arrested, dropped the homophobic f-bomb, claimed to be both rich and a famous actor, and finally defecated in the back of the squad car. Not sure which is the most embarrassing part of that story.

- Perhaps seeing her future reflected in Jason London’s fecal trousers,  Lindsay Lohan did the bare minimum to avoid going to jail by showing up to her scheduled court date.

- Tyler Perry broke Oprah.  Luckily all of O’s horses and all of O’s men were able to put her together again. Gayle helped.

- 30 Rock comes to a close tonight, so test yourself on all things Liz Lemon.

- Apparently there’s some football game this Sunday. More importantly, Beyoncé‘s getting ready to shut the world down: