NEWS: Bieber Caught Smoking Blunt, Blue Ivy Turns 1 & Rupert Everett’s Slutty Roots
- Justin Bieber‘s preferred method of smoking the reefer: blunts. Finally something we have in common…besides our girlish good looks.
- Bethenny Frankel celebrated her weekend by filing for divorce.
- Tammy Baldwin is The Advocate‘s “Person of the Year.”
- Notorious publicity-hungry couple Kanye West and Kim Kardashian turned down a $3M payday for their baby pics. That couldn’t even pay for their baby’s first diamond grill.
- Meanwhile, the Kimye baby’s future play pal, Blue Ivy Carter (Knowles), turns 1 today. And she’s already more fabulous than you’ll ever hope to be.
- Bridesmaids and Reno 911‘s Wendy McLendon-Covey will return to Modern Family as Cam’s lesbian nemesis to assist him and Claire in their house-flipping scheme.
- Josh Brolin clearly missed the memo about driving on New Year’s and was arrested for public intoxication.
- The sands will continue to flow through the hourglass for Days of Our Lives despite being in last place among the four remaining daytime soaps.
- Naomi Campbell was reportedly in her limo at the time of her mugging, casting doubt to how she actually broke her leg. Our guess: high-kicking an assistant for misplacing her favorite throwing phone.
- Rupert Everett claims he was a “slut” because he was furious with his Catholic faith. Also, he probably slept with Sir Ian McKellen.
- A master class in shade, courtesy of Downton Abbey‘s Dowager Countess:
Do you think if we clubbed together we could send her enough wire coathangers for even her to get the hint?
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Blunts are so 1997 Rap Video.
Go Vaporizer, or go the fuck home.
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Looks like a cigarette to me. Filter and a bit of white still there. Of course it makes to sound worse if they claim he’s smoking pot.
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NO! just smoke dude! and come to South Africa, to smoke Natal, DP Durban Poison, the best in the world. You get, so stoned you fuck for days.
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Rupert Everett claims he was a “slut” because he was furious with his Catholic faith.”
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I LOVE it when they have to try to justify it.
No Rupert, you slept around because you wanted to. And also, you were a paid escort so being slutty was apparently profitable for you.