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Cannes Loves Liberace/Hates Ryan Gosling, Navel-Gazing With Kyle XY & More!

PARANOIA

- Liam Hemsworth joins the ranks of wet men we love in this new still from the upcoming summer thriller, Paranoia. Based on his relationship with Miley Cyrus.

- Get ready to go Behind the Candelabra and facedown into the toiletbowl with this drinking game.

- While, Cannes loved the Liberace biopic, Ryan Gosling‘s new movie, Only God Forgives, got le boo.

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- Matt Dallas, the openly gay, openly adorable ex-star of Kyle XY, does actually have a bellybutton. Phony. (Sidebar: Sister Sister‘s brother.)

- Remember that time Eva Longoria got a Masters degree?

- Who’s ready fot a Paris Hilton-Nicki Minaj collabo? No one? Okay, well Lil Wayne seems to think someone is, having signed the heiress to his label.

- Lucille Bluth vs. the Disney princesses. She calls ‘em like she sees ‘em.

- Jason Bateman and Will Arnett got into a Boyfight at the premiere of Arrested Development. That Bateman — dry as a piece of toast and twice as delicious.

- It sure is hard out there for Taylor Swiftimpersonators.

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- It’s also hard being a hater.

- What has Janet Jackson done for you lately? Not a damn thing since she’s now a billionaire.

- Solange joins The Lonely Island to teach us about (semi-)colons and deliver some of the best punchlines of the year. “Your birthday party sucked; no cakes.”


  • 2 Comments
    • boring
      boring

      Every single line in every negative review of Only God Forgives is just making me harder and harder.

      May 23, 2013 at 6:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fredo777
      fredo777

      Tahj is so cute these days. That said, I’d do all of the guys from ‘Baby Daddy’. Also, Matt Dallas’ happy trail. Scrumptious.

      May 24, 2013 at 12:26 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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