– Get ready to go Behind the Candelabra and facedown into the toiletbowl with this drinking game.
– Remember that time Eva Longoria got a Masters degree?
– Who’s ready fot a Paris Hilton-Nicki Minaj collabo? No one? Okay, well Lil Wayne seems to think someone is, having signed the heiress to his label.
— Annie Barrett (@EWAnnieBarrett) May 22, 2013
– Lucille Bluth vs. the Disney princesses. She calls ‘em like she sees ‘em.
– Jason Bateman and Will Arnett got into a Boyfight at the premiere of Arrested Development. That Bateman — dry as a piece of toast and twice as delicious.
– It sure is hard out there for Taylor Swift…impersonators.
– It’s also hard being a hater.
– What has Janet Jackson done for you lately? Not a damn thing since she’s now a billionaire.
– Solange joins The Lonely Island to teach us about (semi-)colons and deliver some of the best punchlines of the year. “Your birthday party sucked; no cakes.”