Queerty is better as a member

Log in | Register
  POP BROWNIES

NEWS: “Downton Sesame”, Gaga’s Claws Come Out In Court & “Idol’s” A Drag

les-mean-girls

– Unlike Lindsay LohanMean Girls memes will never get tired. Presenting, Les Mean Girls.

Michelle Obama is rumored to be shooting another cover for Vogue.  And it’s unlikely she’ll be wearing Chanel.

Nicholas Hoult decided not to go all “method” by losing his penis the way his zombie character does in Warm Bodies.

Penélope Cruz and Javier Bardem are expecting their second gorgeous, future Oscar-winning child.

– Basketball legend and amateur TV critic Kareem Abdul-Jabbar thinks Girls should’ve just used a black dildo instead of “forcing” an interracial relationship with lead character Hannah.

- Sesame Street parodied Downton Abbey, which sadly does not feature Elmo as an evil butler who tries to seduce and unsuccessfully blackmail Bert and Ernie:

Lady Gaga left the Lady at home when she appeared in court and went off — under oath at that — on her former assistant and friend Jennifer O’Neill, calling her a “witch,” “a disgusting human being,” and a “fucking hood rat who is suing me for money that she didn’t earn.”

– Someone get Sigourney Weaver a stylist ’cause homegirl wore her dress backwards to the SAG Awards.

– Meanwhile, Jennifer Lawrence is handling her SAG fashion faux-pas quite well.

– Formerly irrelevant, currently barely existing celebreality couple Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag blew all their money in anticipation of the Mayan Apocalypse.

– Ex-American Idol judge Steven Tyler decided to grace the auditions with his presence and for once Nicki and Mariah weren’t the biggest drag queens in the room:


  • 2 Comments
    • boring
      boring

      The fact that Nicholas Hoult can run off lines from Return of the Living Dead make me like him a lot more.

      Feb 1, 2013 at 6:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Charli Girl
      Charli Girl

      I love Steven Tyler, he’s such a doll!

      Feb 1, 2013 at 10:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

    Add your Comment

    Please log in to add your comment

    Need an account? Register It's free and easy.



  • POPULAR ON QUEERTY

    FOLLOW US
     



    GET QUEERTY'S DAILY NEWSLETTER


    FROM AROUND THE WEB

    Copyright 2014 Queerty, Inc.
    Follow Queerty at Queerty.com, twitter.com/queerty and facebook.com/queerty.