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NEWS: A Royal Pain Of A Portrait, No Baby For Elton & Lindsay Lohan’s Casting Call

The National Portrait Gallery commissions the first official painted portrait of The Duchess of Cambridge, where it was unveiled today in London, 2 days after Kate's 31st birthday


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    • PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
      PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID

      I think the portrait captures her essential heifer-ness in its full insipid bovine majesty.

      Jan 11, 2013 at 3:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kieran
      Kieran

      I can’t believe that a-hole artist forgot to put the Royal Halo around the Dutchess Royal head.

      Jan 11, 2013 at 4:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • pierre
      pierre

      The portrait is truly awful. It makes her look 15 years older and 40 lbs. heavier. I’d be pissed if I was her.

      Jan 11, 2013 at 5:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MickeyP.
      MickeyP.

      I don’t care for the portrait,either. It does not come close to doing her justice.

      Jan 11, 2013 at 10:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • yaoming
      yaoming

      Didn’t anyone see how smokin’ hot water balloon guy was? Can’t believe anyone would be talking about the dutchess after seeing hat.

      Jan 12, 2013 at 9:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Eric Auerbach
      Eric Auerbach

      Yikes, is the Duchess of Cambridge really that mannish?

      Jan 12, 2013 at 10:05 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fitz
      Fitz

      It’s an awesome portrait! TRUST ME.. as someone who was decent looking as a young person, it’s kind of a bummer to compare myself to pictures from 30 years ago. She will almost certainly ALWAYS look better than that thing! WIN!

      Jan 12, 2013 at 6:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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