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James Franco’s Penis (Cake), Jason Collins’ Clueless Ex-Fiancée & More!

- 50 Shades of Delicious! James Franco celebrated his birthday the only way James Franco — and kinky gay men/bored suburban housewives — would with an S&M birthday cake. Ben Wa balls and all. We wonder who was the lucky fella who volunteered for that cake mould…

- Arrow‘s John Barrowman has an enviable job. Some girls get all the luck.

lilo-prehab- So many days in rehab, so many clothes to choose from. Here’s Lindsay Lohan prehabbing. If you look closely, you can see the remains of her last assistant.

- While the Chris Pine-Zachary Quinto bromance is adorable — and at least partly gay — it still pales in comparison to Hiddlesworth.

- The web series Husbands now has a comic book.

- Well, Mariah Carey‘s never been known for her subtlety. The diva and her child-husband shut down Disneyland to renew their wedding vows.

- We nailed every one of these. Literally. Hiyo!

- Jason Collins was once engaged to a woman and said woman had no idea he was a gay. We’re guessing the constant  missed lay-ups and botched free throws in the sack didn’t tip her off, then?

- Noted no-fuck-giver Miley Cyrus sexed it up for V Magazine.  Apparently someone took the day off from twerk.

- In case you missed it, here’s Lucille Bluth’s submission for Mother of the Year:


  • 3 Comments
    • Lefty
      Lefty

      That’s too much cake, isn’t it?
      It’s too much c0ck too, if we’re being honest here…

      May 1, 2013 at 4:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AEH
      AEH

      Yes, yes, I get it. James Franco is so edgy.

      May 2, 2013 at 7:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Superman
      Superman

      I guess Cassandra asked James to put a “ring” on it. Anal ring, that is.

      May 2, 2013 at 8:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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