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Lingerie for Him, Zac Efron’s Sex Scene Shyness, A C*nt-Punting to Remember & More!

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– That’s right, Gwyneth, don’t be shy. This isn’t your first time at the ball-cupping rodeo.

Tara Reid: “Don’t you know who the fuck I am?” Everyone: “No.”

mangerie- Homme Mystere, putting the man back in mangerie. As in man-lingerie. As in, yes, that’s a thing.

Zac Efron was nervous about his sex scene with one-time actress Heather Graham, which is odd considering that Oscar-winner Nicole Kidman peed on him — but once peed on, twice shy, we guess.

– Exactly a decade after it was initially canceled by Fox, Futurama has met the same grizzly fate on Comedy Central. See ya in another 10 years!

Chaz Bono dropped 60 lbs and is “still slowly losing” more weight.

– Someone’s got a thespian crush! Much like everyone else, with the possible exception of Anne Hathaway, Jodie Foster is a big Jennifer Lawrence fan.

The Backstreet Boys received their star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, right between Boyz II Men and the Osmonds on the corner of Really, Them? Blvd.

– The dumb jock may not be so dumb after all, but he’s apparently dumb enough to believe that he is that dumb.

Michael Shannon is an early contender for performance of the year thanks to his dramatic reading of the epic bitch-out by a sorority girl from Delta Gamma. The majority of the tirade remains in tact, with the exception of the “fucking faggots” part, begging the question: whatever happened to artistic integrity? Or at least, whatever happened to equal opportunity name-calling?

  • 3 Comments
    • MikeE
      MikeE

      “The majority of the tirade remains in tact”

      the word you are looking for is “intact”. it’s one word.

      Apr 23, 2013 at 11:17 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RandyPants
      RandyPants

      I liked Michael Shannon’s reading, but I thought this reading took the cake!

      Apr 23, 2013 at 8:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bledoutcolor
      bledoutcolor

      Oh God the mangerie is hideous. There is a reason lingerie is for women. The male figure is NOT made for skimpy frilly thongs and lace.

      I did like the underwear line made specifically for transwomen tho, but that was sensible clothing that didn’t try too hard to be cute. I don’t really think lingerie even looks good on women but on a man? Just no. Especially not muscular models. And LOL at them trying to pass mangerie off as something for straight men in their girlfriends. No women I know would take a man that wore that seriously, and he certainly would never be getting anywhere near her uterus lol.

      Apr 24, 2013 at 4:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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