– That’s right, Gwyneth, don’t be shy. This isn’t your first time at the ball-cupping rodeo.
– Tara Reid: “Don’t you know who the fuck I am?” Everyone: “No.”
– Homme Mystere, putting the man back in mangerie. As in man-lingerie. As in, yes, that’s a thing.
– Zac Efron was nervous about his sex scene with one-time actress Heather Graham, which is odd considering that Oscar-winner Nicole Kidman peed on him — but once peed on, twice shy, we guess.
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– Exactly a decade after it was initially canceled by Fox, Futurama has met the same grizzly fate on Comedy Central. See ya in another 10 years!
– Chaz Bono dropped 60 lbs and is “still slowly losing” more weight.
– Someone’s got a thespian crush! Much like everyone else, with the possible exception of Anne Hathaway, Jodie Foster is a big Jennifer Lawrence fan.
– The Backstreet Boys received their star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, right between Boyz II Men and the Osmonds on the corner of Really, Them? Blvd.
– The dumb jock may not be so dumb after all, but he’s apparently dumb enough to believe that he is that dumb.
– Michael Shannon is an early contender for performance of the year thanks to his dramatic reading of the epic bitch-out by a sorority girl from Delta Gamma. The majority of the tirade remains in tact, with the exception of the “fucking faggots” part, begging the question: whatever happened to artistic integrity? Or at least, whatever happened to equal opportunity name-calling?
MikeE
“The majority of the tirade remains in tact”
the word you are looking for is “intact”. it’s one word.
RandyPants
I liked Michael Shannon’s reading, but I thought this reading took the cake!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTqj3P1rmdw
bledoutcolor
Oh God the mangerie is hideous. There is a reason lingerie is for women. The male figure is NOT made for skimpy frilly thongs and lace.
I did like the underwear line made specifically for transwomen tho, but that was sensible clothing that didn’t try too hard to be cute. I don’t really think lingerie even looks good on women but on a man? Just no. Especially not muscular models. And LOL at them trying to pass mangerie off as something for straight men in their girlfriends. No women I know would take a man that wore that seriously, and he certainly would never be getting anywhere near her uterus lol.