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Lingerie for Him, Zac Efron’s Sex Scene Shyness, A C*nt-Punting to Remember & More!

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- That’s right, Gwyneth, don’t be shy. This isn’t your first time at the ball-cupping rodeo.

- Tara Reid: “Don’t you know who the fuck I am?” Everyone: “No.”

mangerie- Homme Mystere, putting the man back in mangerie. As in man-lingerie. As in, yes, that’s a thing.

- Zac Efron was nervous about his sex scene with one-time actress Heather Graham, which is odd considering that Oscar-winner Nicole Kidman peed on him — but once peed on, twice shy, we guess.

- Exactly a decade after it was initially canceled by Fox, Futurama has met the same grizzly fate on Comedy Central. See ya in another 10 years!

- Chaz Bono dropped 60 lbs and is “still slowly losing” more weight.

- Someone’s got a thespian crush! Much like everyone else, with the possible exception of Anne Hathaway, Jodie Foster is a big Jennifer Lawrence fan.

- The Backstreet Boys received their star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, right between Boyz II Men and the Osmonds on the corner of Really, Them? Blvd.

- The dumb jock may not be so dumb after all, but he’s apparently dumb enough to believe that he is that dumb.

- Michael Shannon is an early contender for performance of the year thanks to his dramatic reading of the epic bitch-out by a sorority girl from Delta Gamma. The majority of the tirade remains in tact, with the exception of the “fucking faggots” part, begging the question: whatever happened to artistic integrity? Or at least, whatever happened to equal opportunity name-calling?


  • 3 Comments
    • MikeE
      MikeE

      “The majority of the tirade remains in tact”

      the word you are looking for is “intact”. it’s one word.

      Apr 23, 2013 at 11:17 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RandyPants
      RandyPants

      I liked Michael Shannon’s reading, but I thought this reading took the cake!

      Apr 23, 2013 at 8:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bledoutcolor
      bledoutcolor

      Oh God the mangerie is hideous. There is a reason lingerie is for women. The male figure is NOT made for skimpy frilly thongs and lace.

      I did like the underwear line made specifically for transwomen tho, but that was sensible clothing that didn’t try too hard to be cute. I don’t really think lingerie even looks good on women but on a man? Just no. Especially not muscular models. And LOL at them trying to pass mangerie off as something for straight men in their girlfriends. No women I know would take a man that wore that seriously, and he certainly would never be getting anywhere near her uterus lol.

      Apr 24, 2013 at 4:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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