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NEWS: “Magic Mike” Musical Has Lapdances, Travolta’s Gay Day In Court & Waking Up With The CK Hunk

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- Marion Cotillard had a kiki with some Ivy League drag queens at Harvard when she was named their annual Hasty Pudding’s Woman of the Year.

- Despite going helmet to tasteful bowler with the Super Bowl, Downton Abbey still posted strong ratings — obviously surprising since they both have the exact same demographic.

- Noted poor sport Lance Armstrong is reportedly refusing to pay back over $12 million in Tour de France bonuses, which is understandable since he won them fair and…oh wait.

- The Magic Mike musical — that’s happening by the way –¬† is really gonna class up that trash heap Broadway with audience lapdances.

- We were wondering why Tim McGraw was on the cover of this week’s People magazine. Then we saw this sooooo…no more questions:

- John Travolta‘s cruise ship massage lawsuit may be headed to court after the judge denied the perennially prosecuted actor’s request for arbitration.

- Robert DeNiro got a little choked up talking to Katie Couric about his role in Silver Linings Playbook, especially after she asked him about his fake dead girlfriend.

- So this is apparently what Richard III looked like. Not too shabby for a murderous tyrant.

- It’s statistically impossible for Beyonc√© to be overexposed. Probably because she says things like this. And this.

- Also in no danger of getting overexposed anytime soon, Calvin Klein Underwear model Matthew Terry, who paid a visit to Good Morning America:

 


  • 2 Comments
    • 2eo
      2eo

      Dammit Lance Armstrong, even people like me were willing to let bits of your complete fraudulent career slide because of your charity.

      Attacking poor women with court orders to force them out of their home, attacking rivals with lawsuits, outright intimidation of officials and threats of violence.

      You’re a c*nt Armstrong and even Americans are starting to see you for what you really are, a lying, deceitful bastard of a man.

      Feb 5, 2013 at 4:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alterego1980
      alterego1980

      So witty and on point in today’s news. well done. Oh and I second that Lance is official scum. He should prob be thrown in jail for some of the things he did to ruin other people’s lives over his lies.

      Feb 6, 2013 at 3:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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