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“Man Of Steel” Trailer To The Rescue, The Oscars Will Be Even Gayer Next Year & More!

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- Jamie Foxx just blue himself for The Amazing Spider-Man 2 as the villain Eletcro. We’re looking forward to the full look.

- If you thought the Oscars were gay this year (’cause they super were) then just wait till next year. Broadway queens Craig Zadan and Neil Meron are being brought back as the show’s producers.

hayden-giant-We’re not worried about Hayden Panettiere so much as extremely, blindingly jealous.

- 20th Century Fox is gettin’ wit the times: “See, kids, we’re hip! Tweet me on the Tweeter!”

- Marlene Dietrich and Bette Davis never had to deal with this crap in their day and age. And if they did, they would have burned down all of Tinseltown to the ground.

- You can thank Belinda Carlisle for today’s foreign language insult and/or come-on. Turns out the former Go-Go’s got one dirty French mouth.

- Robert Downey, Jr., paraphrased: “Listen, sweetheart, I know I’m going to win a f*****g Oscar one day or another because I’m the best f*****g actor on the face of the f*****g planet and everyone else is garbage that couldn’t act it’s way out of a f******g trash can.”

- To the relief of drag queens who couldn’t stand the competition, Pamela Anderson is “toning down” her look.

- Beyoncé kicked off her Mrs. Carter Show world tour in Serbia last night. Ugh, the Serbians are always so lucky!

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- There’s a remake of Mahogany happening, you gays. If you don’t know what Mahogany is…not even going to go there (Lineysha Sparx!). But it’s the best fucking movie ever starring Diana Ross about being a giant bitch. Rent it.

- There is not, however, a reunion of Friends happening. Like, ever.

- Okay, the trailer for Man of Steel has a lot of gravitas and special effects and tidbits revealed (the “S” doesn’t stand for Superman! big whoop), but seriously. Henry Cavill. Tickets sold.


  • 3 Comments
    • Snapper59
      Snapper59

      Hollywood is now remaking films that were unanimously panned and famously flops when originally released?

      Apr 18, 2013 at 8:34 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • enfilmigult
      enfilmigult

      @Snapper59: Well finally. What’s the point of remaking terrific movies everyone’s already seen?

      Apr 18, 2013 at 9:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AndrewIB
      AndrewIB

      Oh dear..more mindless crud, another remake of a less than average movie but this time with added father/son dynamics brought to us by Kevin Costner of all people..All the incessant hugging and bonding already done to death isn’t necessary in this sort of movie but they put it in anyway..Please spare us this sentimental clap trap, no one’s buying it, it looks foolish and sounds even worse..That said he (Superman whoever he is) looks a knock-out in the costume and not too shaky out of it.

      Apr 19, 2013 at 4:13 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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