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A Hot Gay Merman, A Beyoncé Teaser, A Death In The Muppet Family & More!

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    • Caleb in SC
      Caleb in SC

      Hot merman: “Moisture is the essence of wetness. Wetness is the essence of beauty.”

      Apr 3, 2013 at 1:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • B Damion
      B Damion

      Beyonce girrrlll..I live for you. Yes..Yes Ma’am!!!!!!!! However, I hope you ain’t comin back with them same tired ass songs.

      Mr.Merman, please..please get ya life.

      Everything else. Birds!

      Apr 3, 2013 at 1:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Charlie in Charge
      Charlie in Charge

      @B Damion: Actually the Merman has turned his obsession into quite the profitable business.

      Apr 3, 2013 at 2:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Red Meat
      Red Meat

      Okay someone needs to make a merman porno now.

      Apr 3, 2013 at 2:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • B Damion
      B Damion

      @Charlie in Charge: Ok well, ya got me there…

      But it just seems like another ridiculous gimmick that only white folks can get away with…I’m so dam jealous.

      Can someone show me the money?

      Apr 3, 2013 at 4:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Charlie in Charge
      Charlie in Charge

      @B Damion: You don’t have to be white to have a business creating custom latex and silicone fishtails, you just have to be good at making custom latex and silicone fishtails?

      Maybe drop the jealousy and try your hand at making fishtails.

      Apr 3, 2013 at 5:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kieran

      How many holes does a Merman have?

      Apr 3, 2013 at 10:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ArthurTreacher

      How do Mermen have sex? Is there some sort of hidden flap or opening?

      Apr 4, 2013 at 3:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dixie Rect
      Dixie Rect

      I’d rather read about Merman than that vapid fame hungry loser Davey Wavey, for sure.

      Apr 4, 2013 at 4:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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