– Michelle Obama got bangs, y’all! And people are freaking. Out. Meanwhile, how Jane Fonda in Klute is she right now?
– Disgraced former Dior designer John Galliano is starting down the comeback catwalk with the help of Oscar de la Renta.
– For some reason, kid versions of Golden Globe red carpet looks exist. And Halle Berry is getting seriously overshadowed by her mini-me.
– For his next role in the meta art project known as his film career, James Franco‘s putting away the blow jobs and picking up the blow dryer as legendary Hollywood hairdresser Jean Sebring.
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– Once she stops getting knocked up, Jessica Simpson will star in an as-yet-untitled NBC sitcom about her life.
– Lena Dunham didn’t take offense to Howard Stern calling her fat, but instead called into his show and said she wants one of his quotes on her gravestone: “she was a little fat chick and she got it going.”
– Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj managed to put aside their differences on last night’s American Idol and agreed that stutterer turned singer Lazaro Arbos is a superstar in the making:
– Mimi and Nicki’s back-and-forth bitchery didn’t help Idol‘s rating any, however, as the show’s 12th season premiered with its lowest numbers ever.
– Though Tina Fey was only (kinda) joking about Taylor Swift dating Michael J. Fox’s son, Sam, Papa Fox would not approve and sprouted a shady sequoia to prove his point.
– Also joining the T. Swift Shade Parade, Bradley Cooper. The songstress tried to use Cooper’s Silver Linings Playbook co-star Jennifer Lawrence to get into his totally heterosexual pants, but he was having none of it.
– After days of hype, America finally got to see and hear Lance Armstrong admit to doping to Oprah Winfrey. Turns out he was basically a walking/cycling pharmacy:
MK Ultra
Personally, I love Mrs. Obama’s bangs!
StephK
And the guy ( who he is? ) she is talking to isn’t too shabby, either.Both look great!
Charli Girl
Our First Lady is BEAUTIFUL,!!!,! Inside and out!!,!
hephaestion
Lazaro Arbos is wonderful and I hope he turns out to be gay and out.
hudson
@hephaestion: yeah, i hope so to. he seems like a sweet kid that really deserves a good thing. good luck Lazaro!