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NEWS: A Giant Package Of Boy Bands, Franco Apologizes To Bieber & 4 Divas Get “Ratchet”

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– The OG boy bands are back in town. New Kids on the Block is going on tour this summer with Boyz II Men and 98 Degrees. The roadies better get ready to clean up all those granny panties that will surely waft their way on stage.

–  Beyoncé apparently lip-synched for her life while performing the national anthem at the inauguration yesterday, leading to a world-wide-web-wide freakout.

mobama-wu-inauguration- Later that night, Michelle Obama scandalized the nation by wearing another Jason Wu dress to the Inauguration Ball.

Leonardo DiCaprio says he’s taking a “long, long break” from movies after being “worn out” by the three films he did in two years. Meanwhile, Jessica Chastain has been in literally (figuratively) 350 movies over the past two years — and a Broadway play — and she’s not complaining, so maybe this has something to do with it.

Mel Gibson is rumored to be the father of Jodie Foster‘s two boys, which might explain why she’s refused to disown him like everyone else in Hollywood and/or with a conscience.

Lindsay Lohan turned down half a million dollars to appear on Dancing with the Stars since she’s still holding onto hopes of reviving her film career. Hopefully, she has an exorcist.

– And among other horrible decisions, someone’s trying to make a real life version of Girls.

James Franco apologized for parodying Justin Bieber‘s “Boyfriend”, yet we’re still waiting for Justin Bieber to apologize for parodying decent music.

– Meanwhile, the Bieber has surpassed Lady Gaga as the most followed person on Twitter, leaving the bare-bottomed ball in Mother Monster’s court.

– Speaking of Gaga, a teaser has surfaced of “Ratchet”, the rumored mega-collabo between the Lady, Queen Bey (maybe Rihanna) and Perez Hilton arch-nemesis Azealia Banks, henceforth known as the League of Extraordinary Women:


  • 6 Comments
    • boring
      boring

      BOY, THAT JUSTIN BIEBER SURE IS TERRIBLE WITH MUSIC, RIGHT FELLAS? (Posts about New Kids on the Block/Boyz II Men/98 Degrees without a shred of irony or self-awareness)

      Jan 22, 2013 at 9:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fredo777
      fredo777

      @boring: Are you, without a shred of irony, trying to suggest that Justin Bieber is even remotely as musically/vocally talented as Boyz II Men? Get your life.

      Jan 22, 2013 at 11:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • boring
      boring

      @fredo777: Yep. All candy-coated artless garbage designed to do nothing but be sold to an undiscerning, apathetic audience with disposable income. Oh, make no mistake – it has a valid place in terms of being disposable pop culture, but pretending it’s anything more than that is just as absurd as trying to claim one is better than the other.

      Jan 23, 2013 at 1:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fredo777
      fredo777

      @boring: That is a steaming pile of bullshit. Just because an artist is popular/has some top 40 hits does not make them equally talented (or untalented) as every other person who happens to be a pop singer/band + to broad-brush an entire group like that is as elitist as it is bogus. Not to mention, Boyz II Men are not even pop as much as they are R + B. Justin Bieber is not anywhere near their league.

      Jan 23, 2013 at 4:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stache1
      Stache1

      Basically, it’s peddling to mostly middle aged women so they can feel nostalgic for youth gone by.

      Jan 24, 2013 at 1:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Melissa
      Melissa

      my buddy’s ex-wife makes *67 hourly on the laptop. She has been without work for five months but last month her pay was *13537 just working on the laptop for a few hours. More about the author…….

      http://www.mav47.com

      Thanks for watching this site.

      Oct 7, 2013 at 9:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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