- Beyoncé announced that Destiny’s Child is coming out with a new album causing the 16-year-old in us to squeal with delight then immediately drop to the floor and pop our respective booties.
- Queen Bey and her glorious underboob also grace the cover of GQ‘s “Sexiest Women of the Century” issue.
- The Hunger Games cleaned up at last night’s Who Gives a Crap People’s Choice Awards, with five trophies, three of which involved “movie” in the title.
- Andrew Rannells is leaving Girls to focus on his other show, The New Normal so soak up all that Elijah sass while you can.
- Britney Spears has reportedly decided to quit X-Factor, thus ensuring a noticeable drop in huntiness next season.
- Lindsay Lohan has been accused of stealing a very expensive bracelet given to Elizabeth Taylor‘s nurse by the late legend while filming the cinematic trainwreck, Liz & Dick.
- Ryan Murphy tweeted some clues as to the fate of your “favorite” Glee couples, (and their annoying portmanteaus; “Wemma”, really?) hinting at a possible Klaine reconciliation, including a steamy car make-out session.
- Golden Globe drinking game rules, courtesy of hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. God we hope no one mentions Harvey Weinstein.
- Oscars counter: Lincoln 12 noms, Life of Pi 11 noms, Les Mis and Silver Linings Playbook 8 noms, Argo 7 noms.
- Justin Timberlake is planning on making a comeback to the music scene with a new album produced by Timbaland, and a new single coming super soon featuring Jay-Z. The singer cum actor announced that he’s “ready” to get back into the studio with this cryptic and not-at-all pretentious video:
Justin Timberlake’s wig has long since been stolen by Justin Bieber. As for Beyonce, ewwww. As far as I’m concerned, she’s a creep and a fake. Creepy because she reportedly took money from the Gaddafi family for an appearance at a function of theirs, and fake because the photos of her in GQ appear to be heavily Photo-shopped or air-brushed.
Beyonce also does not appear to be very gay-friendly. I could be wrong but I’ve never actually heard her say the word “gay” or come out in support of gay marriage verbally.