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Perez Hilton: Relationship Ruiner, Gwyneth Paltrow Gets A Stripper Surprise on “Ellen” & More!

– Mimi’s getting ready to get emancipated again. Mariah Carey‘s making yet another comeback, as a diva of her stature is wont to do, with the new single, “Beautiful” featuring Miguel.

– It’s the end of an era. The hyperbitch behind the cunt-punt heard round the world has resigned.

– We’re sure this was a complete accident. Complete. Accident.

Miley Cyrus is giving 90s Madonna realness.

– Speaking of the 90s, when Ace of Base saw the sign, it was apparently a swastika.

– Candy Land is now directly bordering Prostitution-Whore Land.

– Introducing Ryan Lochte‘s new fragrance, Pool Water:

– According to Ke$ha, Perez Hiltonsingle-handedly ruined the only relationship that’s ever meant anything to me.”

– Two of our fave gals — Community‘s Gillian Jacobs and Gossip Girl‘s Leighton Meester — are starring in a film about gay marriage.

– Sidney Prescott isn’t the only thing about Scream that won’t die: MTV is planning a TV series based on the popular-ish horror franchise.

– Turns out Lady Gaga is the godmother to both of Elton John‘s sons, who if they don’t turn out gay will be a disappointment and/or miracle.

Mad Men‘s Vincent Kartheiser: not a fan of Huff Po. Call someone an asshole and they really hold a grudge.

Ellen DeGeneres knows the only appropriate way to congratulate Gwyneth Paltrow on being named the World’s Most Beautiful Woman is with shirtless strippers. But really, when are shirtless male strippers inappropriate?

  • 8 Comments
    • bledoutcolor
      bledoutcolor

      Its amazing how straight Ellen’s show is. In fact that woman has too many half naked men on her show to be a straight up lesbian. I’m so not buying it. Once or twice maybe, but shes is peddling way too much manflesh to he exclusively chick oriented lol.

      Apr 26, 2013 at 2:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Homophile
      Homophile

      Hey – she knows what her viewers want.

      Apr 26, 2013 at 2:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bledoutcolor
      bledoutcolor

      @Homophile:

      I’m not complaining mind you. And from the looks of it neither is Gwen. Not that she would, being the glorious ball scupper that she is :P.

      Apr 26, 2013 at 4:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • balehead
      balehead

      Gwyneth is delusional and sad…Ans she’s lying on Ellen…she actually pursued this….

      Apr 27, 2013 at 9:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • balehead
      balehead

      Ace of Base is old news….Queerty should hire better reporters…

      Apr 27, 2013 at 9:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dionte
      Dionte

      Ellen is such a delight.

      Apr 27, 2013 at 11:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cee
      Cee

      @bledoutcolor: I like Ellen. I mean I don’t really watch her show but from what I’ve seen she’s a bit of a puppet. I guess you have to play the game though or be out of a career. She’s gotta give the str8 people what they want.

      Apr 27, 2013 at 10:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bob LaBlah
      Bob LaBlah

      @bledoutcolor: The taxes on her $25 million plus mansion HAVE to be astronomical and the property has to be maintained. If I were in her shoes I too would do what has to be done to maintain that lifestyle. And besides, EVERYONE knows (beginning with that queen of trash tv talk shows herself, Ricky Lake) young queens have to be entertained or else they will reach for the remote in a NY minute.
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      The more I think back I do NOT miss Oprah, though I can’t say the same for millions of lonely white women who CHOSE career over a good husband and kids.

      Apr 29, 2013 at 10:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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