Ryan Gosling’s Directorial Debut, Taylor Swift’s Diva-Beef Debut—And Rob Gronkowski’s Porn Debut?
- It being “Teen Week,” Jeopardy! decided to get into what the kids are talking about six months ago.
- Dr. Who star Matt Smith will endear himself to U.S. audiences in the ever-endearing Ryan Gosling‘s directorial debut, How to Catch a Monster.
- Sex.com has made an offer to famously shy New England Patriot Rob Gronkowski (right) to appear in a porno with a porn star “friend” of his.
- Danielle Radcliffe will make his Oscars debut in a “special segment” of the 85th Academy Awards. Here’s hoping for a one night revival of Equus.
- Much like everyone else, Taylor Swift and Carrie Underwood reportedly hate each other. There can only be one marginally talented country-pop music queen! (And her name is Juliette Barnes).
- Justin Timberlake has been named the “creative director” for Bud Light Platinum, meaning he’s shilling faux-fancy beer.
- Thank you for being a friend with benefits.
- Janet Jackson and her flawless, nearly-50-year-old back were honored for their contributions to the fight against AIDS along with Heidi Klum and Kenneth Cole at amfAR’s New York Gala.
- Noted anti-Christ superstar Marilyn Manson passed out on stage in Canada due to a particularly wicked strain of the flu.
- The consistently brilliant Very Mary-Kate featured the consistently hot Luke Sholl in all his shirtless glory as MK tried to “break-up” with him:
If you allow for lag time between writing and taping, and then again between taping and airing, Jeopardy!’s about as up-to-date as can reasonably be expected.
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@Caleb in SC: hahaha I had no idea he even said. Definitely makes him more loveable.
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Thats’s so cute. You straight people are waiting to see where they land. We’re reviewing applications.
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Do it, Rob!
Love me some Gronk.