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Sofia Vergara Couldn’t Pee On Zac Efron, Chris Brown Was Erect For Frank Ocean & More…

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Justin Timberlake is keeping up with the cool kids by joining Instagram, but unlike Madonna, he’s not posting pics of his sweaty cleavage. Sadly.

– NBC is trashing G4 in favor of the Esquire Network, based on the magazine, by rebranding the channel as “an upscale Bravo for men.” They must have meant an upscale Bravo for straight men.

frank_ocean_chris_brown_grammys_2013- And speaking of Bravo and allegedly straight men, here’s Andy Cohen throwing some world-class shade at Chris Brown re: Frank Ocean. Turns out he was standing after all.

- Taylor Swift and Carrie Underwood do not hate each other, says Carrie Underwood. The Taylor Swift jury is still out — probably because she’s still out trying to ruin some other teen hearthtrob for the rest of us.

Sofia Vergara was originally offered Nicole Kidman‘s role in Paperboy, but couldn’t bring herself to pee on Zac Efron. Meanwhile, if Lee Daniels had offered us the role, that wouldn’t have been a problem.

– Forgotten raptress Lil Mama has been tapped to play fallen raptress Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes in an upcoming TLC biopic. Who’s willing to bet it’s called Chasing Waterfalls?

Lindsay Lohan, having run out of blow two-bit acting roles and maybe coming into some blow extra capital, is rumored to be opening a “high end Mexican restaurant” in Tribeca.

– Vivienne Jolie-Pitt, sire of Angelina and Brad Jolie-Pitt, earned $3,000 a week to play her mom’s younger self in the upcoming Maleficent. She’ll own all of us by the time she’s nine.

– R&B stud Marques Houston has taken out a retraining order against former lover B2K bandmate Raz B.

– The Harlem Shake has replaced Gangnam Style as the annoying dance everyone and their grandmother is doing nowadays. But there are shirtless boys humping chairs so we’ll take it:

  • 2 Comments
    • Flare
      Flare

      The sad thing is that this isn’t even the actual Harlem Shake.

      Feb 12, 2013 at 6:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MikeE
      MikeE

      Lester: do you own a dictionary?

      May I make a suggestion? Screw that, I’m not asking permission, I’m making a suggestion: get a freaking dictionary. “Sire” is not what you think it is. As a matter of fact, it’s completely the OPPOSITE of what you think it means.

      Feb 12, 2013 at 7:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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