– Seems One Direction‘s Harry Styles finally shaved his beard. He and Taylor Swift have reportedly called it quits. And here she is alone on a boat. “Can’t wait” for this inevitable sappy break-up tune.
– It was only a matter of time before Olympian himbo Ryan Lochte landed his own reality show and we have E! to thank.
– And further proof that our society is in the toilet, literally, Al Roker revealed he shat himself at the White House.
– Luckily we have class acts like Dame Helen Mirren who finally snatched her own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
– This poom-poom shorts-wearing taekwondo expert is our newest hero. Not only did she disarm some crazy bag lady, she did it in a heel while looking fierce.
– A bunch of assholes from 4Chan pulled a prank on Beliebers with the “#cuttingforbieber” hashtag on Twitter, urging Justin Bieber‘s fans to cut themselves to stop the singer’s reported drug use. As we’ve said before, Beiber Fever is getting super out of hand.
– And speaking of the mop-topped one, James Franco made a completely uncalled-for but still deeply appreciated full-length video of Bieber’s “Boyfriend”: