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Pope Tells This Portuguese Boy Not to Threaten Common Good By Turning Gay and Marrying

At this point you should expect Pope Benedict XVI (that’s roman numerals for “zexy”) to say anything that rallies the Catholic base while diverting your attention from the global pedophile ring he’s in charge of. So his comments about gay marriage — made in Portugal on the eve of the country legalizing same-sex marriage — shouldn’t really be interpreted as anything but strategy.

Gay marriage is among the “insidious and dangerous threats to the common good” says Big P. The audience applauded. On its feet.

Snaps for hatred!

By:           editor editor
On:           May 14, 2010
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  • 11 Comments
    • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
      PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      Memo to Pope Benedick aka the boy nazi:

      There is no choice nor decision for that boy regarding being Gay. We are born that way. However it is a choice for a Priest to fcuk that boy, a decisison that thousands of your Priests made. Those who live in a glass house shouldn’t be throwing stones. Sorry you hateful bastard, it turns out the Vatican is made of glass……….

      May 14, 2010 at 8:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lamar
      Lamar

      I’m still waiting for the sky to fall in all the countries that have same sex marriages.

      May 14, 2010 at 10:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chris
      Chris

      “insidious and dangerous threats to the common good”

      That’s funny, because you can say the same thing about ORGANIZED RELIGION.

      May 14, 2010 at 10:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jerry Priori
      Jerry Priori

      Is that the best he’s got? Because I consider the Catholic church a whole lot worse than an “insidious and dangerous threat to the common good.”

      May 14, 2010 at 10:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alex Sarmiento
      Alex Sarmiento

      “But diddle kiddies and deny women the right to control their own bodies and the right to have higher positions in the church, and force non-white people to join the church under penalty of death and starvation; that’s FABULOUS!”

      May 14, 2010 at 12:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chip
      Chip

      But he’s got a fab red poncho on.

      May 14, 2010 at 1:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Andy
      Andy

      Send him to the Hague and charge him with crimes against humanity.

      May 14, 2010 at 2:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • thedarkchariot
      thedarkchariot

      WATCH OUT, KID!

      May 14, 2010 at 6:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Devon
      Devon

      That little boy better start running. They’re looking at him like he’s a slab of fresh meat.

      May 14, 2010 at 6:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hephaestion
      hephaestion

      Pope Maledict is a scab on the asshole of humanity. He and his band of Vatican closet cases should be eaten by buzzards for the evil they’ve done.

      May 15, 2010 at 7:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sine
      Sine

      I think the most insidious and dangerous threat to the common good is what the Pope’s buddies did backstage with the poor kid.

      May 15, 2010 at 11:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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