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Porn Video “Uncovers” Mitt Romney’s Secret Mormon Gay-Sex Past

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By:           Dan Avery
On:           Oct 5, 2012
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  • 18 Comments
    • BJ McFrisky
      BJ McFrisky

      This “story” is below even Queerty’s standards. Stop being so childish about Romney—it makes us all look bad.

      Oct 5, 2012 at 2:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Vman455
      Vman455

      @BJ McFrisky: Agreed. And to Mr. Jackson, the best parodies are good because they bear some resemblance to their intended victims. The Mormon church has never used Latin, preferring instead to make up words in “ancient” languages, like “deseret” (the Utah state motto, and allegedly an ancient American word for honeybee) or “Adam-ondi-ahman” (the name of the valley in Missouri where Mormons believe Adam blessed his progeny and a Mormon temple will be built before the Second Coming, allegedly in the Adamic ur-language). Leave the Latin and corny masks for the Catholic porn.

      Oct 5, 2012 at 2:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DuMaurier
      DuMaurier

      Is it just me, or does the guy look more like Ryan? Either way, let’s grow up a little, shall we? This just plays into the old stereotype that homosexuality is rooted in arrested emotional development.

      Oct 5, 2012 at 3:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Katbox
      Katbox

      What? It’s funny.

      Oct 5, 2012 at 5:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ogre Magi
      Ogre Magi

      Christianity and porn go together like cat hair and ice cream

      Oct 5, 2012 at 5:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cee
      Cee

      I just went to MormonBoyz.com and I totally know who runs that website lmao I bet no one else has put two and two together yet.

      Oct 5, 2012 at 7:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mikeandrewsdantescove
      mikeandrewsdantescove

      I’m not voting for Romney. However, this story seems to be impossible to believe. He has such hatred towards gay.

      Allen Andrews
      ManoftheYear Now on Itunes

      Oct 5, 2012 at 9:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LandStander
      LandStander

      To everyone yelling about how this story -has- to be fake…

      NO DUH! Read the rest of the article…

      “If you haven’t figured out by now this is a porn parody, we question whether you should be allowed to vote in the November election.”

      Oct 5, 2012 at 9:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lvng1tor
      Lvng1tor

      @BJ McFrisky: Agreed

      Oct 5, 2012 at 11:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • queertypie
      queertypie

      Why would “Queerty” post an article such as this? If Queerty is trying to be “theonion.com”, i’ve see the onion and I thought Queerty was better than this.

      Oct 6, 2012 at 2:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • randallreynolds
      randallreynolds

      So I visited the site, and it’s repulsive. Sorry, just can’t get a hard-on for anything Mormon. The whole cult is pathetic.

      Oct 6, 2012 at 2:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jmps
      jmps

      From magic underpants to Videntium Oraculi the beliefs and practices of the Mormon Church are indeed crazy. But having said that the beliefs and practices of all religions are just as crazy. The Mormons do not have a monopoly on bat-shit craziness. Virgin births, talking snakes, body eating and blood drinking rituals are all common in the mainstream Christian churches. So Mormons believe you go to some far away planet when you die how weirder is that than going to live among the clouds with harp strumming angels?

      Oct 7, 2012 at 11:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Vman455
      Vman455

      @jmps: Apparently you missed the punchline. “Videntium Oraculi” is a made-up organization in a porn parody of secret Mormon rituals–it does not exist.

      Oct 10, 2012 at 10:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SteveMD2
      SteveMD2

      @BJ McFrisky:

      here its complicated but the chief homophobe of the state house got outed for all practical purposes

      it explains why his wife left him and he was arrested for drunk driving.

      Another homophobe in the state house – he had an affair with a gay person who is a friend of another gay I know. Justice is sweet – his wife somehow found out and is divorcing him.

      Oct 17, 2012 at 9:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Guillermo3
      Guillermo3

      @Katbox: Thanks,Katbox!
      [Hope you don’t smell like one] It is hilarious.You’ve got to
      think that when even even BJ McFrisky says something is beneath his,
      or Queerty’s standards,it must be GOOD!

      Oct 22, 2012 at 9:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jerbear
      jerbear

      Thank you for the light-hearted post. I actually was brought to tears from laughter.

      May 6, 2013 at 9:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JustSayin
      JustSayin

      Sure does shed a different light on the idea of attending a Mormon SEMENary….

      Jan 17, 2014 at 6:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fredo777
      fredo777

      @Katbox: “Is it just me, or does the guy look more like Ryan?”

      He definitely does look more like Paul Ryan. That’s poor casting, if you ask me. If someone has a Mitt fetish, it might help to cast someone who actually favors him.

      Nov 16, 2014 at 12:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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