Back to the post
Back to the post
Porn Video “Uncovers” Mitt Romney’s Secret Mormon Gay-Sex Past
Back to the post
16 Comments
No. 2 ·
Vman455
@BJ McFrisky: Agreed. And to Mr. Jackson, the best parodies are good because they bear some resemblance to their intended victims. The Mormon church has never used Latin, preferring instead to make up words in “ancient” languages, like “deseret” (the Utah state motto, and allegedly an ancient American word for honeybee) or “Adam-ondi-ahman” (the name of the valley in Missouri where Mormons believe Adam blessed his progeny and a Mormon temple will be built before the Second Coming, allegedly in the Adamic ur-language). Leave the Latin and corny masks for the Catholic porn.
Oct 5, 2012 at 2:55 pm · @Reply
·
·
No. 3 ·
DuMaurier
Is it just me, or does the guy look more like Ryan? Either way, let’s grow up a little, shall we? This just plays into the old stereotype that homosexuality is rooted in arrested emotional development.
Oct 5, 2012 at 3:55 pm · @Reply ·
·
No. 5 ·
Ogre Magi
Christianity and porn go together like cat hair and ice cream
Oct 5, 2012 at 5:42 pm · @Reply ·
·
No. 6 ·
Cee
I just went to MormonBoyz.com and I totally know who runs that website lmao I bet no one else has put two and two together yet.
Oct 5, 2012 at 7:13 pm · @Reply ·
·
No. 7 ·
mikeandrewsdantescove
I’m not voting for Romney. However, this story seems to be impossible to believe. He has such hatred towards gay.
Allen Andrews
ManoftheYear Now on Itunes
Oct 5, 2012 at 9:20 pm · @Reply ·
·
No. 8 ·
LandStander
To everyone yelling about how this story -has- to be fake…
NO DUH! Read the rest of the article…
“If you haven’t figured out by now this is a porn parody, we question whether you should be allowed to vote in the November election.”
Oct 5, 2012 at 9:58 pm · @Reply ·
·
No. 10 ·
queertypie
Why would “Queerty” post an article such as this? If Queerty is trying to be “theonion.com”, i’ve see the onion and I thought Queerty was better than this.
Oct 6, 2012 at 2:46 am · @Reply ·
·
No. 11 ·
randallreynolds
So I visited the site, and it’s repulsive. Sorry, just can’t get a hard-on for anything Mormon. The whole cult is pathetic.
Oct 6, 2012 at 2:04 pm · @Reply ·
·
No. 12 ·
jmps
From magic underpants to Videntium Oraculi the beliefs and practices of the Mormon Church are indeed crazy. But having said that the beliefs and practices of all religions are just as crazy. The Mormons do not have a monopoly on bat-shit craziness. Virgin births, talking snakes, body eating and blood drinking rituals are all common in the mainstream Christian churches. So Mormons believe you go to some far away planet when you die how weirder is that than going to live among the clouds with harp strumming angels?
Oct 7, 2012 at 11:20 am · @Reply ·
·
No. 14 ·
SteveMD2
here its complicated but the chief homophobe of the state house got outed for all practical purposes
it explains why his wife left him and he was arrested for drunk driving.
Another homophobe in the state house – he had an affair with a gay person who is a friend of another gay I know. Justice is sweet – his wife somehow found out and is divorcing him.
Oct 17, 2012 at 9:20 pm · @Reply ·
·
No. 15 ·
Guillermo3
@Katbox: Thanks,Katbox!
[Hope you don't smell like one] It is hilarious.You’ve got to
think that when even even BJ McFrisky says something is beneath his,
or Queerty’s standards,it must be GOOD!
Oct 22, 2012 at 9:33 pm · @Reply ·
·
No. 16 ·
jerbear
Thank you for the light-hearted post. I actually was brought to tears from laughter.
May 6, 2013 at 9:04 pm · @Reply ·
·
Add your Comment
This “story” is below even Queerty’s standards. Stop being so childish about Romney—it makes us all look bad.