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Porter Wescott Breaks News To Davey Wavey: Porn Star Sex Isn’t Worth Replicating

In Davey Wavey’s world of bubblegum and and fairies, it must’ve been quite a blow to learn from Porter Wescott that porn star sex is not, in fact, all that hot. Admittedly, when I learned this three years ago, also from a porn star, with whom I was having sex with at the time, I was equally hurt.

By:           JD
On:           Sep 16, 2010
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  • 32 Comments
    • David
      David

      Is Davey Wavey wearing Dionne Warwick’s fake choppers?

      Sep 16, 2010 at 2:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NAP79
      NAP79

      Its a good thing that Davey is hot. I made the mistake of actually listening to him instead of looking at him and now I don’t know if I will be able to get that ridiculous voice out of my head.

      Sep 16, 2010 at 2:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Davey Fan
      Davey Fan

      I like Davey, I enjoy all his videos, but this one was particularly good. THX.

      Sep 16, 2010 at 2:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NAP80
      NAP80

      Lotsa folks here get out their claws because they’e jealous of Davey. Let the snark begin!

      Sep 16, 2010 at 2:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Scott from CA
      Scott from CA

      Oh please, like anyone at Queerty has ever had sex with a pornstar. That’s the part I find most unbelievable.

      Sep 16, 2010 at 2:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Gary
      Gary

      Davey Wavey is such a TWAT

      Sep 16, 2010 at 3:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hilarious
      Hilarious

      @NAP80: But her face.

      Sep 16, 2010 at 3:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • kenny
      kenny

      Davey is very annoying to me anyways his voice is like nails on a chalkboard.Porter on the other hand is a looker and soft spoken I love it when guys sound that way when they talk its comforting to me .

      Sep 16, 2010 at 3:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • L.
      L.

      Davey – no teeth, please no teeeeeeeeeeth!

      Sep 16, 2010 at 4:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael
      Michael

      The noise of that pinball machine in the background made this video a bit hard to get through.

      Sep 16, 2010 at 4:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Andrew
      Andrew

      I think guys on these sites are way to judgmental…its really bad for the gay community, we need to learn how to accept everyone…on a side not…I read queerity, and I’ve had sex with 3 porn ACTORS (They are not stars) Its no big deal and not something I am extremely proud of, but you deal with it

      Sep 16, 2010 at 4:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jorge
      Jorge

      Davey, when you brush your teeth, brush your tongue too!

      Sep 16, 2010 at 5:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • vinnyc
      vinnyc

      @Andrew: @Andrew: sorry didn’t get this- are you ashamed of reading qweerty, having sex with porn actors or for liking this davey guy.
      I defended this guy once but when i mistakenly went to his you tube page, i was plagued by a plethora of nonsensical videos and the comments. ( shudder). This creature doesn’t appear even a tad sincere. Talk all you want about him, diss him, like him or whatever but DONOT click on his videos ‘cos that’s how he makes some dough and keeps his pseudo fame and thats the only thing he cares.
      Dont give him that satisfaction.
      Save your bandwidth!!!

      Sep 16, 2010 at 5:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dallas David
      Dallas David

      I’d still like to see Davey Wavey play the ukulele.

      Sep 16, 2010 at 7:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • L.
      L.

      @Dallas David: You’re using ‘ukulele’ as a euphesism, aren’t you.

      Sep 16, 2010 at 7:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan brickman
      alan brickman

      I want to do Davey!!!

      Sep 16, 2010 at 8:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • James
      James

      I don’t mind Davey as much, but I think his choice of adult star in this video is loathsome. He’s a shit talking queen. Then again he’s probably right at home here with Queerty’s readers.

      Sep 16, 2010 at 8:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Drake
      Drake

      @Scott from CA:

      “Oh please, like anyone at Queerty has ever had sex with a pornstar. That’s the part I find most unbelievable.”

      I’ve run across two porn stars in real life in recent years. One well-known star at the airport and one at a dance club/bar. I hooked up with the latter guy a couple of times. Even though his body was perfect, the “moves” in the bed were nothing spectacular. He was much shorter than I expected too. Videos can hide this fact, especially if they are always paired up with other similarly sized guys.

      What you see on the video is acting and edited – and doesn’t have anything to do with real life. Even the guy at the airport looked quite different from his videos.

      Sep 16, 2010 at 9:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ryan
      Ryan

      Isn’t this (porter) the assclown that outed Mason Wyler’s HIV status on twitter (in convoluted fashion I believe)

      do we really want to be supporting people like this?

      Sep 16, 2010 at 9:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • meego
      meego

      @Andrew: Well, you were “proud” enough to do it at least 3 times! Hypocrite!

      Sep 17, 2010 at 8:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • meego
      meego

      @alan brickman: Sorry, Davey’s not into old 300-pound retards like you!

      Sep 17, 2010 at 8:41 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • arnau
      arnau

      0:24 was funny.

      the rest is really nothing new…

      Sep 17, 2010 at 9:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PopSnap
      PopSnap

      “HEY GUYZ IM, LIKE, DAVEY WAVEY AND I JUST LOOOOVEE SEX!”

      Sep 17, 2010 at 3:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mrm1975guy
      mrm1975guy

      I like watching Davey’s videos on mute. Too queeny for that body. So that pornstar needed cue cards to say his lines? Honestly, the only reason why Davey is popular is because he is white, has a built body, and does his video shirtles. Typical.

      Sep 18, 2010 at 1:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • thousandfold
      thousandfold

      I don’t get the cachet sleeping with porn stars seems to bring in the gay community. Please explain. What’s special about them?

      Sep 22, 2010 at 11:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ant
      Ant

      @David: That made me lol.

      Dec 15, 2010 at 5:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jhd
      jhd

      I have had sex a few times with a world famous porn star and it was amazing… but I think it’s because we have chemistry together. Actually, I think the sex was hotter than the videos of him I’ve seen because he was able to do what he wanted instead of what people wanted to watch. Good, real sex is better than porn!

      Just thinking about it means I’m going to have to relieve myself!!

      Dec 16, 2010 at 11:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jamus
      Jamus

      At least porter wescott shows his stuff to people. the davey wavey (eww what a faux cutesy name someone spit out the honey already) guy just sits there half naked to bait people to his videos where they are treated to him talking about his boring life in his princessy attitude and voice, i have no recognition for that kind of work lol.

      sex sells, but not half-sex. That’s a term i coin for people like davie wavy who tease on their videos/words such as “neighbour caught masturbating” “my dick is too big” before leading horny viewers into an anticlimatic, monologueish confessional about his life and his musings about things totally off-hand. he spews bullshit yet acts so concerned about what he’s doing. he’s, pardon me, like a fake barbie who goggles his eyes and smiles the schoolgirl smile and pretty much does nothing else. It just screams fake. Like he’s trying to play the innocently sexy card (in the video for example he stares blank eyed and talks about how he is so dumb that he doesnt know what to do with a cucumber ; fornicate himself of course). that is not the real personality of him!

      porter ‘outed’ his pornstar friend (mason wyler)’s HIV+ status without his consent and humiliated him and i dont respect him one bit, but even he is way better than davey wavy. Him and his sham video titles and half naked captions aint got nothin on porter. i used to like the teasing but it just gets old the way davey does his crap. UNSUB

      Jan 8, 2011 at 7:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Daez
      Daez

      @Ryan: Outing a homosexual status is one thing. Outing a HIV status is something completely different. Yes, we should admire people that are willing to tell the truth about others when it comes to them being disease carrying vermin.

      Jan 8, 2011 at 9:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Spike
      Spike

      Maybe it’s just me, but if I just once saw a video of Davey being fisted, his opinion on sex might be relevant.

      Jan 14, 2011 at 11:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Matthew Sommerville
      Matthew Sommerville

      What is that white coating on Davey’s tongue?! Ick!!

      Jan 14, 2011 at 8:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Nate
      Nate

      No!!!
      How could they burst my bubble?!
      I would still kill to get a chance to be in a scene with Parker Williams

      Jan 17, 2011 at 1:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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