Portia Dyking It Up on ‘Nip/Tuck’
GLAAD, prepare to cream your pants. Not only has ABC cast Desperate Housewives gay couple, but queer-friendly Nip/Tuck‘s about to get even more gay. TV Guide‘s Michael Ausiello says Ellen Degeneres‘ main squeeze, Portia de Rossi, will steam up the FX doc drama:
You already know that Portia de Rossi will be joining the cast for nine episodes playing a lesbian mom whose teen daughter wants to go under the knife. But what I’m 100 percent certain you don’t know is that Portia’s character is going to be involved in a torrid relationship with — holy lipstick lesbians, Batman! — Joely Richardson. That’s right, Julia’s switching teams for Ellen’s honey. And word on the set is the pair’s sex scenes are anything but tame.
Bless Nip/Tuck! If there’s one thing we need more of, it’s de Rossi sex scenes. Hey, Portia, if you’re ever looking for any dick action, come on over this way. It’s been a while since we’ve been with a woman and we’re not be vaginal pros like Ellen, but we can probably work something out. At the very least, we’ll have a laugh.
I’d certainly switch teams for Portia. Likely I’d not be a worthwhile candidate for her to do the same, though.
Anyway, Portia/Joely sex scenes would certainly make Nip/Tuck a worthwhile watch.
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“It’s been a while since we’ve been with a woman and we’re not be vaginal pros like Ellen, but we can probably work something out.”
Sure you can! You don’t have to top her, you could be her peg boy. I’m sure she has a bit of experience with strap-on’s 8^)