GLAAD, prepare to cream your pants. Not only has ABC cast Desperate Housewives gay couple, but queer-friendly Nip/Tuck's about to get even more gay. TV Guide's Michael Ausiello says Ellen Degeneres' main squeeze, Portia de Rossi, will steam up the FX doc drama:

You already know that Portia de Rossi will be joining the cast for nine episodes playing a lesbian mom whose teen daughter wants to go under the knife. But what I'm 100 percent certain you don't know is that Portia's character is going to be involved in a torrid relationship with — holy lipstick lesbians, Batman! — Joely Richardson. That's right, Julia's switching teams for Ellen's honey. And word on the set is the pair's sex scenes are anything but tame.

Bless Nip/Tuck! If there's one thing we need more of, it's de Rossi sex scenes. Hey, Portia, if you're ever looking for any dick action, come on over this way. It's been a while since we've been with a woman and we're not be vaginal pros like Ellen, but we can probably work something out. At the very least, we'll have a laugh.