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Posh Wants You, US

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Poor Victoria “Mrs. David” Beckham. She really, really wants America to like her, but sometimes it seems like The States will never appreciate her utter ridiculousness. Luckily, she’s got a few things up her sleeves. Or, rather, on her chest. The Daily Mail reports:

In her quest to become a U.S. television star, Victoria Beckham is prepared to use every asset at her disposal.

And that means two in particular.

Mindful of the Americans’ fondness for spectacular cleavage, the 32-year-old mother of three has been taking every opportunity to show off her ever-growing breasts.

Of course, if that doesn’t work, she’s allegedly in talks with former Spice Girls manager and Simon Cowell‘s better production half Simon Fuller to start a show that’s described as a “cross between Project Catwalk (The British Project Runway) and Next Top Model.”

Great. Just what we need: more fluffy fashion reality television and another set of talking tits. Shit, who are we kidding? If Posh gets a show here in America, we’ll be hooked even before it starts.

By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Sep 15, 2006
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  • 2 Comments
    • dustin
      dustin

      omfg i love posh.

      she = idol

      cleavage & all…

      Sep 16, 2006 at 3:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • J Jones
      J Jones

      god how I loathe this tiresome woman & her whimp of a husband – he is getting just as sickening as she is now he is out of the England team

      They shove themselves down peoples throats & are not content with the £100 million they have made but want even more! Sheer greeed & arrogance

      Sep 19, 2006 at 9:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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