We told you about Davey Wavey’s visit to the bathhouse. But now he’s ready to share the experience, which he brought along OurSceneTV’s Matt Maggiacomo to brave the shock … of $35 entry fees. But hey, gratis condoms?
Hairy bears tailed them around the dimly lit corridors. One of them, who was married, offered to pay these two innocent gents if they “worked him together.” All that, and Davey didn’t see a single penis.
Jack
Wow, Matt’s a hottie. From now on, could we have Matty Watty, instead of Davy Wavy? kthanks.
Revemupman
WOW
He shits on Davey wavey, I WANT HIM INSTEAD….
GO AWAY DAVEY!
Q
I found Davey much more bearable with Matt. They should just do the show together, this was pretty funny!
Ervs
This has been the most pleasant Dave has been. I am sorry, but I can’t call you that other name.
christopher di spirito
Pheeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
Thank you, Queerty. A whole 24 hours w/o a Davey Wavey post. I was beginning to go into withdrawals. I can relax now.
scott ny'er
That was actually pretty funny and enjoyable. The best Davey blog I’ve ever seen (altho I haven’t see a lot of them and most of them he annoys). I find that Davey is much better with hot friends.
Let’s see, the hottie from Australia. That entry was ok. Then the ad blog with him and RealWorld Scott. That was decent. And now this one. The hottie Matt, who really is very cuuuuuuuuuuuute. So hot.
Matt should join Davey all the time and do most of the talking.
Sergio
The fact that Queerty wastes their time on Davey is beyond me.
ForeverGay
Matt is so hot. I wish we could see the rest of his body.
L.
Yes, you did tell us about Davey Wavey’s visit to the bathhouse.
And then, we told you we didn’t care about more DW. But, hey.
vernon
Matt is so much more masculine in every way, especially that sexy voice.
Jorge
Predictably, another Davey Wavey post.
GiGi Simsbrook
These two little girls don’t even know how to wipe their own pussies.
SSCHIEFRSHA
Bathhouses are stains on the Gay Movement. Why are they still allowed to operate?
Michael Joseph Cuneo
@SSCHIEFRSHA: Because fortunately we live in a free society where busybody judgmental assholes like you don’t get to choose what other people do for fun. Now, why don’t you find a doctor to remove that 300 ton sack of sand that apparently got pounded in your vagina.
Walsingham
And so the next Davey Wavey post arrives with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season.
Jimmi
@SSCHIEFRSHA: For guys who are Straight Acting/Straight Appearing who need sex before they go home to their wives.
Kendall
I would sleep with a woman before looking at these two.
Daddy Grace Fish Sandwich
Bathhouses can be dangerous in contracting AIDS. Whatever happen to old fashion love and love making?
B
How many of you think they actually went to both bathhouses
and faked the coin toss? (just to double the chances of
having something to talk about.)
Jimmy
I love Davey, now I love Matt. More please! Very fun and sexy.
jeffree
Well at least ADAM THE FITNESS guru has disappeared. That’s progress!
Go Team Queerty.
and Queerty, please rescue my responses 2 ChitownKev from the cesspool of moderation.
vernon
These two obviously have a great connection. It looks like they have a lot of fun together.
adman
I can’t for the life of me imagine life at that age as I was, without the “mature gents” I was fixed on and attracted to. I would have been alone, uninterested, and a shallow boring little twink without anything to say or do. As it was I found love, relationships and many enriching experiences, and to this day I still don’t attract to younger guys. Oh well, better than the Davey Wavey route of loveless narcissism, too dumb to even form defenses against the inevitable empty and soulless existence that awaits him. Then again, tough shit Davey, that’s the way the cookie crumbles.
Ben
Why is this dribble and insanity even posted on Queerty?
That’s it….this website of stolen news items is shit.
I’m done with this crap site.
Delete from favorites………..
NEXT?
Pip
haha that was actually worth watching.
KatyGirl
Holy crap! Bieber Kardashian Hotel Tape!
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=R431QNDR
Ricky Wickey
Davey Wavy has a great body, but that’s wear it ends. Matt is much easier to digest.
Stupid of you boys to flip a coin, you should of gone to the West Side Club after 1AM on
a Saturday night when the line is down the stairway with steamy young boys waiting to check in. I was 24 when I first went the baths, but didn’t come back horrified and giddy.
I just hope Davey’s spiritual soul wasn’t tarnished. Saving grace: teaming up with Matt.
Ricky Wickey
I know….where it ends, not “wear it ends”.
mikeandrewsdantescove
Well that’s unfortunate as a 3way with those two would have been AMAZING! I’m all about being in the middle of that PARTY.
Nivek Tek –
http://sfholidays.blogspot.com/
Aaron in Honolulu
They both have moobs.
Bob
I wonder if they came back horny and had wild sex together. That would have been hot to watch instead of this girlie banter.
veg
When Davey and his ho’ friend wax ignorant, Queerty links. But, when Robin say something stupid to Batman, this is what happened.
[img]http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/35%20A%20Batman%20Bitch%20Slap.jpg[/img]
matt
Matt is adorable but they both seem like idiots.
Rodger
This guy annoys the piss out of me. He’s not as friendly as he makes him self out to be. I tried inviting him to a tweet up (we both live in RI) that my friend was having (about 40 people showed up) and he completely ignored my tweets and emails and blog comments inviting him to this event.
I’m sure if I were to meet him in person he would be such a bitchy queen that I wouldn’t be able to stand it.
WTF?
@L.: Seriously, is he a paying contributor to your site? While certainly there are some who appreciate this guy (for reasons unknown), it’s seems clear the bulk of your readers’ comments are of the D.W. = blech variety. Take a hint. On another rant. I’ve seen this a time or two before. The whole “oh, I’ve never been to a bath house (tee hee hee, snicker snicker) and my! what a strange world it all was but I was an angel and, in true journalist fashion, remained an impartial observer”. BULL SHIT. Whatevs you gots to tell your friends, D.W. Whatevs. I picture two obnoxious queens who got the lisp fucked out of them by some leather-clad daddy who frequently refered to their “boy cunts”.
rolph
More Matt. Less Wavey
Mk
The truly sad thing is that the guys these two are probably referring to when they say “sweating with the oldies” are no doubt around 40, maybe even younger.
L.
@veg: I snorted my Evian reading your comment. Thanks!
@WTF?: Erm. This isn’t my site. I could hardly answer your questions, then, innit.
Steve Honely
Stupid (very stupid) but pretty (very pretty).
SSCHIEFRSHA
@Michael Joseph Cuneo:
“you don’t get to choose what other people do for fun.”
You call having anonymous sex in these dens of sexual depravity “FUN”? What? Were you evaluated and determined to have issues?
Ricky Wickey
@GiGi Simsbrook: I laughed at that one!
Curtis Jensen
they should have driven up to Toronto and gone to Steamworks. Much better than either of the New York dives. A gorgeous, clean bathhouse with award winning design(AIA)and lots of hot men & boys. Steamworks would never be mistaken for a “dirty gym” Also much less expensive.
Andrew
I have to agree with previous comments that these two came accross as giggling school girls. For God’s sake how can you be ‘traumatised’ from going to a bath house. Man up!
GiGi Simsbrook
@Ricky Wickey:
Love those with a sense of humor!
WTF?
@L.: Sorry for the confusion. I was only replying to agree with what you posted, not really responding to you.
Tyler
You too r so funny and handsome, cant u just kiss and give us all what we want 🙂