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Pressing Questions

An Ohio woman named Chantel can’t believe her roommate likes boys, so she asked her University’s “Gay Guy” advice columnist for some guidance: “Is it true that all gays are totally outrageous and fun? Because my roommate is gay, but he is moody and won’t help me pick out socks. Is he a closet stright [sic]? Also, he never brings guys or anyone else to the house. What’s up with this?” The advice columnist recommend Chantel take her pal out for a drunken night. Ah, booze, the queer cure all! [U Weekly]

By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Feb 13, 2008
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  • 5 Comments
    • hells kitchen guy
      hells kitchen guy

      I’d say the age-old method is still the best: She should jump his bones, and if his johnson stays unfurled, she’s got a girlfriend on her hands.

      Feb 13, 2008 at 11:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Andrew
      Andrew

      Yeah. All gay guys are peppy and love shopping. Boy, do I love shopping. For guns, that is.

      Feb 13, 2008 at 12:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tintin Malfoy
      Tintin Malfoy

      Mmmm. Tickets to the gun show.

      Feb 13, 2008 at 1:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Meeg
      Meeg

      Haha. I think your gay roommate is a dud.

      Feb 13, 2008 at 1:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dan
      Dan

      Oh this lady is classic…let’s see…I hate shopping, except for groceries, I spend most of my free time studying for school, and I vote Republican, so I must be straight, or, as she calls it, stright, right?

      Oh honey, fuhgeddaboudit.

      Feb 13, 2008 at 3:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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