Pressing Questions
An Ohio woman named Chantel can’t believe her roommate likes boys, so she asked her University’s “Gay Guy” advice columnist for some guidance: “Is it true that all gays are totally outrageous and fun? Because my roommate is gay, but he is moody and won’t help me pick out socks. Is he a closet stright [sic]? Also, he never brings guys or anyone else to the house. What’s up with this?” The advice columnist recommend Chantel take her pal out for a drunken night. Ah, booze, the queer cure all! [U Weekly]
I’d say the age-old method is still the best: She should jump his bones, and if his johnson stays unfurled, she’s got a girlfriend on her hands.
Yeah. All gay guys are peppy and love shopping. Boy, do I love shopping. For guns, that is.
Mmmm. Tickets to the gun show.
Haha. I think your gay roommate is a dud.
Oh this lady is classic…let’s see…I hate shopping, except for groceries, I spend most of my free time studying for school, and I vote Republican, so I must be straight, or, as she calls it, stright, right?
Oh honey, fuhgeddaboudit.