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“Project Runway” Recap: Everybody Wants To Be The Enchanted Queen

Project Runway has finally eaten its own tail: Last night’s episode was sponsored by a Project Runway product tie-in. It could have just been a standard L’Oréal-inspired challenge, but then the PR logo started showing popping up on the cosmetics, part of some unholy collab between the company and the show.

This doesn’t sit right with me, but maybe it’s what America deserves for using our DVRs to fast-forward through commercials.

This week was the final challenge (before the final challenge before the runway show, anyway) and the five remaining designers were assigned a makeup pallet that would hopefully inspire an avant-garde look. Oh, they also went to Oheka Castle on Long Island, but it really just served as a pretty background for the contestantss to talk about what to do with The Enchanted Queen make-up.

Or, in Melissa’s case, how badly she wanted to have been assigned The Enchanted Queen.

So they designed—hard—but ironically this is the first time we remember the judges factoring in garments the designers did in past challenges. Even though guest judge Zoe Saldana hadn’t seen those previous outfits.

Adding some tension to the proceedings, Heidi threatened to auf  “one… or more of you!”  But, in the end, only one underperforming designer went home. What’s with the fakeout—isn’t it always just one?


Christopher
Christopher’s enchanted queen is clearly in the Maleficent mold, using her powers for evil deeds. While I applaud his use of exaggerated hips, it didn’t really look that distinct on a model with no hips to begin with.

Those feather wrist guards? Kors felt they looked like “hairy arms,” but i loved em. Loved. Them.

Overall, the panel had their mixed opinions, but Christopher was the first to be called safe. That’s the  payoff for winning four challenges, I guess.

 



Dmitry (Winner)
When I first saw our Mad Russian’s entry, it reminded me of an armored shark. Perhaps I’m still spoiled from the Christian and Chris look from season four. (Apparently, if you can walk through a door, it’s a failure!) This outfit, though, just felt like a brilliantly-tailored suit with a vampire-inspired neck.

But the judges were able to block that bit out and pick him the winner because, let’s face it, everything he makes is pretty much perfect.

 



Melissa
This piece was wrong—and right—in so many ways. Heidi mostly saw “the wrong,” but Nina, Michael and Zoe saw “the right.” I just saw pretty colors.

 



Fabio
This may have been one of my favorite saves: Flipping his heavy red coat upside-down was a stupidly good idea by Fabio, whose work has been uneven to date. That doesn’t mean I’m excusing the rest of this outfit, but it worked well enough. To the finals he goes!


Sonjia (Out)
Sonjia’s unpredictability has always been entertaining: She’ll dazzle us with some perfectly tailored coat one week and then just toss purple feathers on the model the next.  Yes, she was rightfully sent home for making a leaf dress out of what looked like a tablecloth (paired with an unflattering faux-nude fabric, to boot). But it took Runway an entire season to finally axe someone who was both likeable and genuinely talented.

So forgive me if I’m a little bitter.

The judging was particularly tough to watch this episode: The producers obviously chose Heidi as the judge to approve of this thing (I refuse to believe that anyone genuinely liked it), so it was just her flailing defense against the indictment of Michael Kors, who relished impersonating a crotchety old woman shouting “Look at me, I’m wearing a backless dress!”

When fallen Sonjia returned to the others, they actually didn’t believe she’d been sent home: Like us, Dimitry, Melissa, Christopher and Fabio were just so used to the producers jerking them around that they assumed Sonjia’s sad-Smurf face was some kind of fakeout.

Nope. Auf’d.

Sonjia’s outfit wasn’t up to par, but she did leave us with one of the best Project Runway disses in the history of the show: “I know that I’ll be at Fashion Week one day—and it won’t be because I have to share a stage with anyone else.”

 

 

By:           Jason Sweeten
On:           Oct 5, 2012
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  • 6 Comments
    • Katbox
      Katbox

      Joke’s on her.
      Her first fashion week runway is going to be as filler material for the three main PR contestants.

      Oct 5, 2012 at 2:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ginasf
      ginasf

      This was a weak episode of PR… I think Dimitri’s outfit, while not especially ‘avante garde’ was the only one I could even imagine wanting to wear. Christopher’s outfit looked worse (and less original) than Sonjia’s. The black feathers on the shoulder… the lousy fit in front, the stupid goth/steampunk cliche accessorizing? Avant garde? Too bad I’m almost certain he’s going to be the season winner because he really doesn’t deserve it.

      If you look at the PR final collections for Fashion Week, two of the eliminated contestants had way better collections than the finalists. I thought Elena’s (whatever else you thought about her) was the best with Gunner’s a close second. Since you can be the 6th to the last person eliminated and still show at fashion week, it really doesn’t matter (apart from tv exposure) whether you’re the 6th to last or the runner up… you win zero money. It’s time PR gives bigger rewards to the other finalists.

      Oct 5, 2012 at 3:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JDJase
      JDJase

      So, L’Oreal is giving the winner $100,000, and collaboration and plugging the product “doesn’t sit right” with you? Get over it.

      On a separate note, I hated Dmitry’s. It’s nothing but a 1980s power suit with a dumb looking neck piece added on to make it look avant garde.

      Oct 5, 2012 at 7:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Niall
      Niall

      Wow that’s the avant garde challenge? I remember in former seasons, it was the challenge I looked forward to the most because the gowns were all interesting, even the ones that looked like a hot mess and got the contestants sent home. All of those are safe and boring though. Dmitry’s dress looks like something Pam from True Blood would wear.

      Oct 6, 2012 at 3:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Azgaard
      Azgaard

      Dmitry’s was something I would expect to see as ‘futuristic’ in a 1990’s sci-fi show on Fox. The front from below the neck was great. The arms and the neck? meh

      Melissa’s dress was really interesting WITHOUT the green top. Otherwise, it was good but not great.

      Fabio’s looked like the cursed lady-in-waiting who works for the Enchanted Queen. It looked dowdy.

      Christopher’s dress would have looked better if he did the detailing on the front like it was on the back. Heidi needs to tell him “next time, the show really is ‘down here'”

      Sonjia was a wasted opportunity. At least she did not complain to the judges about her gold fabric going missing.

      After all that, I think Dmitry will take the prize. His superior construction skills will win the judges over when he has time to put a look together rather than throw it together for a challenge. Christopher could be the spoiler.

      Oct 7, 2012 at 12:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Eric Auerbach
      Eric Auerbach

      Chris and Christian were from season 4, not season 5.

      Oct 7, 2012 at 7:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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